Syllypryde
01-14-2006, 09:11 PM
I told Stacia at one point that I would share my most embarassing moment when I knew everyone a little better. Now I think it is time. Hopefully, some of you will share yours, too. So here we go:
When I was in 7th grade my cousin, another friend and I were just sitting on my cousin's porch one summer night with nothing to do. A girl that lived next door had some friends over. They were in the basement. The basement window was under the garage. A good hour of boredom went by when all of a sudden out of the blue our friend (Willie) says, "Let's moon them!" He is one of those guys who would ANYTHING you dared him to do.
At the time we thought this was a great idea. I said, "I will knock on the window to get their attention and you moon them." For some godforsaken reason Willie pussied out! So I said, "Fine, I will moon them and you knock on the window." He chickens out again, so my cousin tells me, "Okay, I'll knock on the window and you moon them." So now, the plan is all set and to begin the mooning.
We go over there and cousin takes his position by the window getting ready to knock. Then he looks back at me to see if I am ready. Then he says, "What the fuck are you doing?!" At this point I already have my pants down ready to go. So he knocks on the window and I proceed to moon the girls! In fact, I pressed my buttcheeks right on the window. So we run, both of us laughing our asses off! The girl who lived there screams at the top of her lungs, "Jimmy (my cousin), you fucker, I know that was you!!!!!!" My cousin was smart. Like I said earlier, that basement window was underneath the garage. So the driveway is right there and Jimmy ran out the big gate and ran back to his house. Dumbass me decides to run to the fence that separates his yard from hers and climb the fence.
First problem, I still have not pulled up my whitie-tighties. They are still down around my ankles. Secondly, I just happen to be wearing twist-tie sweatpants that will only stay up when they are tied. So I am trying to pull up my sweatpants, tie them tight and run all at the same time. Obviously, I was not smart enough to do 3 things at the same time because when I got to the fence, climbed it and stood at the top of it waiting to jump down, that is when my sweatpants fall down around my ankles and catch themselves onto the top of the fence. So instead of jumping, I swing and now I am hanging upside down by my sweatpants on the fence! My t-shirt falls down over my face, so now I am naked from my neck down to my ankles! My bare ass is pressed against the cold cyclone fence and my genitals are exposed for the entire world to see.
So there I am hanging upside down and screaming for help. Jimmy, Willie and all the girls are standing there laughing at me! I hung there for a good 5-10 minutes before they stop laughing enough to come over and help me down. I think it is funny as shit now, but it was embarassing as hell at the time. :icon_dizz
When I was in 7th grade my cousin, another friend and I were just sitting on my cousin's porch one summer night with nothing to do. A girl that lived next door had some friends over. They were in the basement. The basement window was under the garage. A good hour of boredom went by when all of a sudden out of the blue our friend (Willie) says, "Let's moon them!" He is one of those guys who would ANYTHING you dared him to do.
At the time we thought this was a great idea. I said, "I will knock on the window to get their attention and you moon them." For some godforsaken reason Willie pussied out! So I said, "Fine, I will moon them and you knock on the window." He chickens out again, so my cousin tells me, "Okay, I'll knock on the window and you moon them." So now, the plan is all set and to begin the mooning.
We go over there and cousin takes his position by the window getting ready to knock. Then he looks back at me to see if I am ready. Then he says, "What the fuck are you doing?!" At this point I already have my pants down ready to go. So he knocks on the window and I proceed to moon the girls! In fact, I pressed my buttcheeks right on the window. So we run, both of us laughing our asses off! The girl who lived there screams at the top of her lungs, "Jimmy (my cousin), you fucker, I know that was you!!!!!!" My cousin was smart. Like I said earlier, that basement window was underneath the garage. So the driveway is right there and Jimmy ran out the big gate and ran back to his house. Dumbass me decides to run to the fence that separates his yard from hers and climb the fence.
First problem, I still have not pulled up my whitie-tighties. They are still down around my ankles. Secondly, I just happen to be wearing twist-tie sweatpants that will only stay up when they are tied. So I am trying to pull up my sweatpants, tie them tight and run all at the same time. Obviously, I was not smart enough to do 3 things at the same time because when I got to the fence, climbed it and stood at the top of it waiting to jump down, that is when my sweatpants fall down around my ankles and catch themselves onto the top of the fence. So instead of jumping, I swing and now I am hanging upside down by my sweatpants on the fence! My t-shirt falls down over my face, so now I am naked from my neck down to my ankles! My bare ass is pressed against the cold cyclone fence and my genitals are exposed for the entire world to see.
So there I am hanging upside down and screaming for help. Jimmy, Willie and all the girls are standing there laughing at me! I hung there for a good 5-10 minutes before they stop laughing enough to come over and help me down. I think it is funny as shit now, but it was embarassing as hell at the time. :icon_dizz