10 Commandments of Worshiping Sandra

[sandras_slave]

I kneel in the presense of Sandra Shine she is my Goddess and rules me. If only I had her address so I could send her my monthly tithes (tributes). Here are the 10 commandments to worshipping Sandra Shine:

1) She is your Goddess who brought you out of the land of reality.

You can only fanatize about her and never touch her.

2) You shall have no other Goddess under than Sandra Shine

You can only jerk off and spend your money on Sandra Shine. Forget all the other Goddesses only Sandra is worth your time and money.

3) You shall not swear falsely by the name of Sandra Shine

NEVER CALL HER A BITCH!!!!!!

4) Remember Sandra's birthday and keep it Holy

NO jerking off to Sandra on her birthday. NONE! Nada.....

5) Honor her mother and father and her boyfriend

Do not talk rudely about her parents or her boyfriend. Afterall, her boyfriend is sleeping with her and is more man than you.

6) You shall not murder Sandra Shine

Do this and you're dead. This also means say nothing bad about Sandra. She is to be adored and worshipped not matter what. Never turn your back on her.

7) You shall not have sexual relations with Sandra Shine

Slaves to Sandra are not man enough for her. She will have sex with whom she pleases and more than likely it won't be you. Just keep jerking pal.

8) You shall not steal from Sandra Shine

No downloading her vidoes and pictures and then selling them on eBay. Or posting them on other sites for other people to steal. You download her stuff to your computer only and jerk to it. Like I do!

9) You shall not bear false witness to Sandra Shine

Don't start lies about her. Matter of fact don't say nothing about her unless you personally interact with her. I wish I could interact with her. I would be her best friend for life.

10) Do not covet Sandra Shine

DAMN!!! Can't follow them all!!!!


Follow these commandments and you will be a faithful slave to Sandra

[Mr SunShine]

Hi Sandras_slave ,

I will do my best, but like you said:

DAMN!!! Can't follow them all!!!!

:amazon:
The noble servant of our beloved Queen Sandra Shine
Knight Sunshine of Camelot :)

[Mr SunShine]

I kneel in the presense of Sandra Shine she is my Goddess and rules me. If only I had her address so I could send her my monthly tithes (tributes). Here are the 10 commandments to worshipping Sandra Shine:

1) She is your Goddess who brought you out of the land of reality.

You can only fanatize about her and never touch her.

2) You shall have no other Goddess under than Sandra Shine

You can only jerk off and spend your money on Sandra Shine. Forget all the other Goddesses only Sandra is worth your time and money.

3) You shall not swear falsely by the name of Sandra Shine

NEVER CALL HER A BITCH!!!!!!

4) Remember Sandra's birthday and keep it Holy

NO jerking off to Sandra on her birthday. NONE! Nada.....

5) Honor her mother and father and her boyfriend

Do not talk rudely about her parents or her boyfriend. Afterall, her boyfriend is sleeping with her and is more man than you.

6) You shall not murder Sandra Shine

Do this and you're dead. This also means say nothing bad about Sandra. She is to be adored and worshipped not matter what. Never turn your back on her.

7) You shall not have sexual relations with Sandra Shine

Slaves to Sandra are not man enough for her. She will have sex with whom she pleases and more than likely it won't be you. Just keep jerking pal.

8) You shall not steal from Sandra Shine

No downloading her vidoes and pictures and then selling them on eBay. Or posting them on other sites for other people to steal. You download her stuff to your computer only and jerk to it. Like I do!

9) You shall not bear false witness to Sandra Shine

Don't start lies about her. Matter of fact don't say nothing about her unless you personally interact with her. I wish I could interact with her. I would be her best friend for life.

10) Do not covet Sandra Shine

DAMN!!! Can't follow them all!!!!


Follow these commandments and you will be a faithful slave to Sandra

So far, so good.
I followed all of the rules:icon_clap

only one question on point 10.
What doed covet mean?

Does Sandra not like it?
or is it something really bad, like coffee without sugar?

Your sincerely
Sunshine

[Sandra Shine]

I kneel in the presense of Sandra Shine she is my Goddess and rules me. If only I had her address so I could send her my monthly tithes (tributes). Here are the 10 commandments to worshipping Sandra Shine:

1) She is your Goddess who brought you out of the land of reality.

You can only fanatize about her and never touch her.

2) You shall have no other Goddess under than Sandra Shine

You can only jerk off and spend your money on Sandra Shine. Forget all the other Goddesses only Sandra is worth your time and money.

3) You shall not swear falsely by the name of Sandra Shine

NEVER CALL HER A BITCH!!!!!!

4) Remember Sandra's birthday and keep it Holy

NO jerking off to Sandra on her birthday. NONE! Nada.....

5) Honor her mother and father and her boyfriend

Do not talk rudely about her parents or her boyfriend. Afterall, her boyfriend is sleeping with her and is more man than you.

6) You shall not murder Sandra Shine

Do this and you're dead. This also means say nothing bad about Sandra. She is to be adored and worshipped not matter what. Never turn your back on her.

7) You shall not have sexual relations with Sandra Shine

Slaves to Sandra are not man enough for her. She will have sex with whom she pleases and more than likely it won't be you. Just keep jerking pal.

8) You shall not steal from Sandra Shine

No downloading her vidoes and pictures and then selling them on eBay. Or posting them on other sites for other people to steal. You download her stuff to your computer only and jerk to it. Like I do!

9) You shall not bear false witness to Sandra Shine

Don't start lies about her. Matter of fact don't say nothing about her unless you personally interact with her. I wish I could interact with her. I would be her best friend for life.

10) Do not covet Sandra Shine

DAMN!!! Can't follow them all!!!!


Follow these commandments and you will be a faithful slave to Sandra


Welcome here, Sandras Slave,

Thanks for the little list you are really cute.
I personally liked the dont murder Sandra one :D
Yes, please dont do :D

[deftoneg]

My comments about the commandments..




1) She is your Goddess who brought you out of the land of reality.
You can only fanatize about her and never touch her.
DEAL


2) You shall have no other Goddess under than Sandra Shine
You can only jerk off and spend your money on Sandra Shine. Forget all the other Goddesses only Sandra is worth your time and money.
I will try my best.


3) You shall not swear falsely by the name of Sandra Shine
NEVER CALL HER A BITCH!!!!!!
DEAL


4) Remember Sandra's birthday and keep it Holy
NO jerking off to Sandra on her birthday. NONE! Nada.....
I only drink a beer that day as I remember and spend the day thinking about her but I will not jerk off that day from now in the future.


5) Honor her mother and father and her boyfriend
Do not talk rudely about her parents or her boyfriend. Afterall, her boyfriend is sleeping with her and is more man than you.
Her mother and her father have my bless... now the boyfriend... :icon_roll OK I will respect him but I just want to say "man thats a lucky bastard".


6) You shall not murder Sandra Shine
Do this and you're dead. This also means say nothing bad about Sandra. She is to be adored and worshipped not matter what. Never turn your back on her.
DEAL


7) You shall not have sexual relations with Sandra Shine
Slaves to Sandra are not man enough for her. She will have sex with whom she pleases and more than likely it won't be you. Just keep jerking pal.
What about if she invites me to. After all she is my goddess of sin. :icon_bigg


8) You shall not steal from Sandra Shine
No downloading her vidoes and pictures and then selling them on eBay. Or posting them on other sites for other people to steal. You download her stuff to your computer only and jerk to it. Like I do!
DEAL. (WHAT ABOUT IF IS FREE??.. I AM HUMAN AND FALL INTO TEMPTATION)


9) You shall not bear false witness to Sandra Shine
Don't start lies about her. Matter of fact don't say nothing about her unless you personally interact with her. I wish I could interact with her. I would be her best friend for life.
DEAL


10) Do not covet Sandra Shine
sorry... too late for me.

[CrazyBlue]

First of all I have to say, that I do not dare to become a Slave of Lady Shine ;-)
So this would be my corrections to become a true Fan of Sandra (the person - not only the model)
It is not a critic to the original author. Just my interpretation of the rules.

Here are the 10 commandments to worshipping Sandra Shine:

1) She is your Goddess who brought you out of the land of reality.
You can only fanatize about her and never touch her.
But if she might want me to? No Way Man! :icon_roll
Best way of worshipping a woman (so that both have most out of that) is to treat her with maximum respect and fullfill all her needs and wishes.

2) You shall have no other Goddess under than Sandra Shine
You can only jerk off and spend your money on Sandra Shine. Forget all the other Goddesses only Sandra is worth your time and money.
Deal
3) You shall not swear falsely by the name of Sandra Shine
NEVER CALL HER A BITCH!!!!!!
Deal
4) Remember Sandra's birthday and keep it Holy
NO jerking off to Sandra on her birthday. NONE! Nada.....
Her birthday is holy.
The jerking part depends: What If she wants us to?
5) Honor her mother and father and her boyfriend
Do not talk rudely about her parents or her boyfriend. Afterall, her boyfriend is sleeping with her and is more man than you.
I never talk rude about people I do not know.
Except they do her any harm!!!!!!!
6) You shall not murder Sandra Shine
Do this and you're dead. This also means say nothing bad about Sandra. She is to be adored and worshipped not matter what. Never turn your back on her.
Deal
7) You shall not have sexual relations with Sandra Shine
The possablilitie only lies in the goddess' fine hands
8) You shall not steal from Sandra Shine
No downloading her vidoes and pictures and then selling them on eBay. Or posting them on other sites for other people to steal. You download her stuff to your computer only and jerk to it. Like I do!
I agree. But this rule does not include her mind and heart :icon_lol:
9) You shall not bear false witness to Sandra Shine
Don't start lies about her.
Deal!
Matter of fact don't say nothing about her unless you personally interact with her. I wish I could interact with her. I would be her best friend for life.
We all have this kind of wish man ;-)
But it is far too presumptuous to speak out the last sentence of rule Nr 9!!!
In my opinion even thinking that is wrong and only makes myself feeling unfullfilled.
10) Do not covet Sandra Shine
Can't do that!!!!!!
I covet her but more for the woman as a person (i must say:) I think she is and next comes her body.
No flattering Sandra. The more I think to know you, the more I covet.

[Mr SunShine]

Tell sometimes to Sandra how beautiful she is.
That you like her.
That you love her.
That she makes you happy.
That she brings a smile on your face.
That you enjoy her crazy journeys.
That you like her diary.
That you like to see her with other girls.
That she should take care for herself too.
That she can support on you.
and send her a cake recepy if possible ;)

[Phase DC5]

I'm in! No questions asked! I'm posting this up on my wall!

[_Nick_]

Finally a religion that I like! :yourock:

I can follow these 10 with no problem!

edit: well I can follow 9 of them...I covet her just like everyone else!

[_Nick_]

2) You shall have no other Goddess under than Sandra Shine

You can only jerk off and spend your money on Sandra Shine. Forget all the other Goddesses only Sandra is worth your time and money.


Just wanted to add that this is my favorite one...it's just so true. I was thinking about going 'Sandra Only' for a while...and now I will be from now on for sure!

[Fernanda]

I kneel in the presense of Sandra Shine she is my Goddess and rules me. If only I had her address so I could send her my monthly tithes (tributes). Here are the 10 commandments to worshipping Sandra Shine:

1) She is your Goddess who brought you out of the land of reality.

You can only fanatize about her and never touch her.

2) You shall have no other Goddess under than Sandra Shine

You can only jerk off and spend your money on Sandra Shine. Forget all the other Goddesses only Sandra is worth your time and money.

3) You shall not swear falsely by the name of Sandra Shine

NEVER CALL HER A BITCH!!!!!!

4) Remember Sandra's birthday and keep it Holy

NO jerking off to Sandra on her birthday. NONE! Nada.....

5) Honor her mother and father and her boyfriend

Do not talk rudely about her parents or her boyfriend. Afterall, her boyfriend is sleeping with her and is more man than you.

6) You shall not murder Sandra Shine

Do this and you're dead. This also means say nothing bad about Sandra. She is to be adored and worshipped not matter what. Never turn your back on her.

7) You shall not have sexual relations with Sandra Shine

Slaves to Sandra are not man enough for her. She will have sex with whom she pleases and more than likely it won't be you. Just keep jerking pal.

8) You shall not steal from Sandra Shine

No downloading her vidoes and pictures and then selling them on eBay. Or posting them on other sites for other people to steal. You download her stuff to your computer only and jerk to it. Like I do!

9) You shall not bear false witness to Sandra Shine

Don't start lies about her. Matter of fact don't say nothing about her unless you personally interact with her. I wish I could interact with her. I would be her best friend for life.

10) Do not covet Sandra Shine

DAMN!!! Can't follow them all!!!!


Follow these commandments and you will be a faithful slave to Sandra

I do not like that part of the murder of Sandra. This should not be thought not, and never, never, never, never, never :nono::nono::nono::nono: spoken or written about it or any other person. The rest until I found funny, but these "10 commandments" seems to me a little crazy. But Sandra is really my favorite because it is the most perfect and sweet. Oh, I am simply in love with Sandra. She has a special place in my heart. :hearts:

P.S: Ah, I was forgetting. How could I not covet Sandra? How do I do? You do? I doubt it my dear! This is humanly impossible, in the case of Sandra. You agree with me? ;)

[Johny5]

dude, thats wired

[Sandra Shine]

Finally a religion that I like! :yourock:

I can follow these 10 with no problem!

edit: well I can follow 9 of them...I covet her just like everyone else!

You guys are so sweet :kiss::hearts::icon_hug::boobies::yippee:

[dan]

You guys are so sweet :kiss::hearts::icon_hug::boobies::yippee:


:bowdown:_:bowdown:_:bowdown:_ We're not worthy. We're not worthy. We're not worthy.:bowdown:_:bowdown:_

[Grant]

:bowdown:_:bowdown:_:bowdown:_ We're not worthy. We're not worthy. We're not worthy.:bowdown:_:bowdown:_You're worthy, you're worthy.. Get up.. :lol:

[_Nick_]

I would like to add a new commandment...

at least once while pleasuring yourself to Sandra you must cum twice in a row. This will be easy for the ladies but tough for us guys. I've been doing my best at it and I'll get it sometime!:yippee: