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Razor
04-19-2006, 01:09 AM
Just how slutly are you? Take the test @ http://www.okcupid.com/slut and find out. :)

I'm seriously disappionted... I'm only 37 percent slutly... :icon_no: I really need work on that. :icon_roll :icon_lol:

This is just wrong... I'm a bigger slut than my wife, Maggie's only 36 percent sluty. :icon_cry:

stacia
04-19-2006, 01:37 AM
Oops! I was a 72! I want a re-count!!!

I cracked up, because I immediately thought of Sandra on this question:

15. And how many people have you had sex with?

I can see her looking all cute, trying to figure THIS answer out!
Well, maybe she shouldn't include work...

Razor
04-19-2006, 04:12 AM
Oops! I was a 72! I want a re-count!!!

Yeah, Maggie wants a recount as well... She can't understand how she's 36 percent slut when she's only had three partners. :icon_conf

Off course she's also busting my stones about being a "himbo". :icon_roll :icon_lol:

Wild Honey
04-19-2006, 04:19 AM
Oops! I was a 72! I want a re-count!!!

I cracked up, because I immediately thought of Sandra on this question:

15. And how many people have you had sex with?

I can see her looking all cute, trying to figure THIS answer out!




I am so glad someone scored near me.
I got 67%. Now you need to take the Kink Test.:banana:

stacia
04-19-2006, 04:28 AM
I am so glad someone scored near me.
I got 67%. Now you need to take the Kink Test.:banana:

LOL. :)

Ooooh, kink test? I know I'll "ace" that one. Is there one?

CrazyCop
04-19-2006, 04:46 AM
I'm afraid to say what my score was. I might be too goody goody for everyone.

(Its 28).

Sandra Shine
04-19-2006, 10:49 AM
That was so much fun !!!
I am a 69 nice number right? I love 69 :D

stacia
04-19-2006, 10:57 AM
That was so much fun !!!
I am a 69 nice number right? I love 69 :D

Yes, I think that's quite appropriate! Do you want to tell us your answer to Q 15?
15. And how many people have you had sex with?

Razor
04-19-2006, 02:15 PM
I'm afraid to say what my score was. I might be too goody goody for everyone.

(Its 28).
No worries mate, If you hang out with us long enough we'll corrupt you and bring you over to the dark side. :icon_yes: :icon_lol:

Wild Honey
04-19-2006, 03:01 PM
LOL. :)

Ooooh, kink test? I know I'll "ace" that one. Is there one?


Here it is!:icon_peac I'll post my score after yours.:icon_yike http://www.hotlanta.com/kinktest.htm

Wild Honey
04-19-2006, 03:03 PM
That was so much fun !!!
I am a 69 nice number right? I love 69 :D


I do love 69.:love:

O.K. you've gotta take this one. Its better than the last one. http://www.hotlanta.com/kinktest.htm:banana:

Grant
04-19-2006, 04:19 PM
Lowest score yet.
25%

Is that good or bad? :icon_conf

stacia
04-20-2006, 01:09 AM
Here it is!:icon_peac I'll post my score after yours.:icon_yike http://www.hotlanta.com/kinktest.htm

Holy Shit, Batman! I scored a 565. Ok, um...you turn. :icon_redf :icon_redf :icon_redf

Razor
04-20-2006, 01:29 AM
Holy Shit, Batman! I scored a 565. Ok, um...you turn. :icon_redf :icon_redf :icon_redfOMG, Satcia, you not just a slut you're a kinky slut! :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: No wonder I love you. :icon_peac

stacia
04-20-2006, 01:47 AM
OMG, Satcia, you not just a slut you're a kinky slut! :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: No wonder I love you. :icon_peac

OMG, I must admit that I surprised myself on that one! Uh...is this cause for celebration or celebacy???

Wild Honey
04-20-2006, 01:19 PM
Holy Shit, Batman! I scored a 565. Ok, um...you turn. :icon_redf :icon_redf :icon_redf

498:icon_yike Jinkies Shaggy, I'm glad i'm not alone in my quest to be a kinky slut.:banana: :icon_peac

Wild Honey
04-20-2006, 01:21 PM
OMG, I must admit that I surprised myself on that one! Uh...is this cause for celebration or celebacy???

I'm just glad someone beat my score.:icon_hug: :icon_wink

Razor
04-20-2006, 02:11 PM
OMG, I must admit that I surprised myself on that one! Uh...is this cause for celebration or celebacy???

It sounds like a perfect excuse for a party, what say we go out, get :icon_drun and then you and WH can molest cheep and sleazy women while I take pictures? :icon_roll :icon_lol: :cuppp:

Grant
04-20-2006, 04:36 PM
It sounds like a perfect excuse for a party, what say we go out, get :icon_drun and then you and WH can molest cheep and sleazy women while I take pictures? :icon_roll :icon_lol: :cuppp:Lol, and i'll watch. :icon_roll

Razor
04-20-2006, 04:39 PM
Lol, and i'll watch. :icon_rollUmm... Grant you're the lighting guy. :icon_roll :icon_lol:

Grant
04-20-2006, 04:55 PM
Umm... Grant you're the lighting guy. :icon_roll :icon_lol:Lol, like i said, i'll watch. I can multi-task. :icon_bigg

Wild Honey
04-20-2006, 07:32 PM
It sounds like a perfect excuse for a party, what say we go out, get :icon_drun and then you and WH can molest cheep and sleazy women while I take pictures? :icon_roll :icon_lol: :cuppp:

:icon_peac :banana: :icon_yes: :icon_drun

CrazyCop
04-20-2006, 09:57 PM
It sounds like a perfect excuse for a party, what say we go out, get :icon_drun and then you and WH can molest cheep and sleazy women while I take pictures? :icon_roll :icon_lol: :cuppp: I'll bring the handcuffs and blindfold. lol

Razor
04-20-2006, 10:21 PM
I'll bring the handcuffs and blindfold. lol

Handcuffs are something you slap on suspects... Silk scarves are what you use for blindfolding and tying up women. :)

CrazyCop
04-21-2006, 02:11 AM
Handcuffs are something you slap on suspects... Silk scarves are what you use for blindfolding and tying up women. :) Jeff, are you telling me that you and Maggie never played: "Cop and Criminal"?
;)
Or is it......."Cop and Hooker"? Meh.........its one of those. But to be on the safe side, do both!!!!!!

Razor
04-21-2006, 02:29 AM
Jeff, are you telling me that you and Maggie never played: "Cop and Criminal"?
;)
Or is it......."Cop and Hooker"? Meh.........its one of those. But to be on the safe side, do both!!!!!!
Yes, that is exactly what I'm telling you... I've used silk scarves to blindfold her and/or tie her hands, but I've never put handcuffs on and I never will... In my mind there nothing remotely erotic about a pair of Hiatts hinge cuffs.

Razor
04-21-2006, 04:34 PM
Hey all;

Here's another test for your enjoyment... The Lover Profile Test (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=8115472531704248346).

Maggie and I took it this morning... We had identical scores. :icon_yike

The Liberated Lover
77% partner focus, 76% aggressiveness, 55% adventurousness

CrazyCop
04-21-2006, 05:07 PM
I'm the Classic Lover
40% partner focus, 23% aggressiveness, 20% adventurousness

It says, I'm the closest thing to a hero knight from the Disney films.

Hey Sandra, looking for a "knight in shining armor"? lol

Grant
04-21-2006, 08:24 PM
I'm the Suave Lover
40% partner focus, 61% aggressiveness, 45% adventurousness
Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather pursue than be pursued and, when it comes to physical love, you concentrate more on enjoying the experience rather than worrying about your performance.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Suave Lover.

The Suave Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is reminiscent of some of the most classic lover figures of all time, such as Casanova or Don Juan, or more recently James Bond (several of the "Bond girls" fit this type, too). This shouldn't be confused with a "player" or someone who is solely interested in physical love, but someone who is looking for an incredibly elusive thing: a worthy partner. The Suave Lover is a treasure to find, but can be incredibly difficult to hold on to, once found.

In terms of physical love, the Suave Lover can sometimes be surprisingly tender. Given the right setting, and the right lover, the Suave Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Devoted Lover (most of all) or the Romantic Lover, or the Liberated Lover.

Congratulations!

I was surprised too. Some questions had answers that didn't really match me, i just picked the closest answer.