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frankiewilliams
05-06-2006, 11:43 PM
Wouldn't it be great to share our Drunken Stories/Experiences with one another.

One of mine, is when I drank 3 double whiskys in a period of 5 -8 minutes, and stumbled home with a friend. I got my wallet, went to the cash machine, which I swore at, and then went inside A burger takaway place. My mobile phone slipped out of my hand, went under the counter and was given back to me. I then just slumped agaisn't the wall. I don't know how the food got paid for, I was the one holding the £10 note? I can remember then leaving the place and stumbling back home, and as soon as I got in "Whack" my face went straight on the floor. I had to be carried over to a sofabed, which was made up as a sofa, and had to have a bowl put underneath me incase I was sick. (I'm so glad I didn't have dinner) Then one of my housemates and my friend carried me upstairs to bed and I just lay they moaning on the bed with my head leaning over the bed into the bowl. A glass of water was put by my bedside. And at 6:30am ish the next morning I felt awful.

Another of mine is when I had 2 double whiskeys and a baileys and I got completly intoxicated. I'm a lightweight I know, but I'm not meant to drink really, and I hardly drink at all. Of course I started singing on the Karoke and started dancing on chairs, shouting and banging the bar with my hands. When I left the pub I started dancing down the street, acting like some wild monkey

The most recent of mine is when I got invited to this party one night. I recorded Doctor Who and prepared myself for the evening. Me and a friend bought a bottle of wine each to the party. We got there before 9:45pm. I just drank loads of white wine. Soon I became very drunk, dancing everywhere, making a fool out of myself. My friend who was also drunk on purpose poured red wine over my shirt. I quickly hurried back home and soaked it in water and changed into another shirt. I then picked up my macintosh (which didnt have my house keys in) by mistake and headed of to the party. From then on I felt quite ill. My friend by this stage was very drunk. For what I heard he was making quite a mess of the house. We eventually got told to leave the house. I said my my aplogies for me being drunk and then left the house. My friend was throwing something at the house, I couldnt really see what it was, being drunk. He then got quite abusive to a member of the public who I managed to say to them "oh please take no notice he's very drunk". My friend then started to get abusive to another member of the public. I by then had enough of the whole night and ran back home. Throughout the night I felt dizzy and ill. I luckily wasn't sick, but had a bowl by my bed just incase. I still feel a bit dizzy now. Its a shame really becuase there were all these attractive women at the party. Oh well I very much doubt that they would have been interested in me.

Frenchy
05-08-2006, 09:01 PM
I can't give story, when more young many many times I drink a lot, not really attractive story !!!
The alcohol don't affect me, I'm always cool, perhaps I'm not clean, but never make disturb !!!
All right I give you just this little story:
In bar, I drink a lot with some friends and I go in toilet, I close the door, I sit down cause I'm not really good not sick but not good and I begin sleep ...

When I wake up the bar is closed no people inside, just servant making count and see me, reaction not bad cause they know me !

Already clear in my brain for ask, where & when my friends leaves, what time is it and ask if all my drink are pay :icon_bigg

Grant
05-09-2006, 06:05 PM
This isn't much of an embarrassing story, more like something that happened.

My friend had a small gathering (piss-up) at his place for new years eve a few years back.
I'm not a big drinker myself, but i had 3 bourbon & cokes, 2 beers and at midnight, 1 and a half glasses of champagne. I was surprised that i was still able to walk, though i was a bit light headed.
Anyway, after the festivities, most people had gone and a handful of us stayed the night. I stayed cause i was drinking that night and wasn't right to drive home. I'd gone to sleep on my mate's loungeroom floor and had put my phone, wallet and shoes beside me.
While i was asleep, i could feel something hitting my face. Thinking it was one of my friends hitting me with what felt like my wallet, i brushed it away with my hand and kept sleeping. It wouldn't stop, so in my sleep and without waking up, i punched in the direction it was coming from and continued sleeping. That did the trick, it stopped.
The next morning, i found out it was my friend hitting me with his hand, and i had punched him in the face and made his lip bleed. After a feed of leftover sausages and a breakfast beer, it was all forgotten. :D