The "What If" Game

[Trish]

This is where I'm pretty sure if we thought we were crazy before, this thread will definately proove it! :icon_lol: And this is how we play. Someone asks a question and someone else answers it. The person who answers it, it's then their turn to ask another question... so on and so forth.

EXAMPLE

Person 1: What if Dark Angel wasn't cancelled?

Person 2: Then Jessica Alba would still be visiting me every week!

Person 2: What if spoons and forks weren't called sporks?

Person 3: Then we wouldn't be able to eat Campbells Chunky Soup.

Get it? So we'll play? I'll go first... I'll make it really easy! :icon_bigg



What if Sandra never opened this forum?

[Razor]

What if Sandra never opened this forum?Then the world would be a very boring place and I never would met any of you lunatics, or called Rita, or had that threesome with Rita and Dana. :icon_yike :icon_lol:

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

XOXO;

Maggie

[Trish]

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


Maggie

Spread 'em!


What if the planet really was flat?

[Grant]

Spread 'em!


What if the planet really was flat?Then we'd have 4 pretty impressive waterfalls going on.


What if Red Bull really did give you wings?

[stacia]

Then we'd have 4 pretty impressive waterfalls going on.


What if Red Bull really did give you wings?

Then I'd drink it once just so I could wear a cape and pink tights, and not be laughed at because I look silly.


==> What if you won the lottery? :banana:

[ange_r]

Then I'd drink it once just so I could wear a cape and pink tights, and not be laughed at because I look silly.


==> What if you won the lottery? :banana:

Then I'd be a lot more popular with the ladies ;).

What if the internet hadn't been invented?

[Razor]

Then I'd be a lot more popular with the ladies ;).

What if the internet hadn't been invented?I'd be alot poorer. :)

What if there was no moon and stars?

[Trish]

What if there was no moon and stars?

Then Sandra's tattoo would be seriously lacking in detail.


What if Leisure Suit Larry were never invented? :icon_yike

[Razor]

What if Leisure Suit Larry were never invented? :icon_yikeLOL... ROFLMAO... We wouldn't have anyone to laugh at. :icon_roll

What if B.B. Kind didn't sing the blues?

[Trish]

What if B.B. Kind didn't sing the blues?
That's why we got B.B. KinG to sing them. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aktion/action-smiley-032.gif


What if post-it notes were never invented?

[Razor]

That's why we got B.B. KinG to sing them.


What if post-it notes were never invented?My desk wouldn't be covered in them.

What if Johnny Cash wasn't the man in black?

[Trish]

What if Johnny Cash wasn't the man in black?

:icon_yike Then there would be no signature song of Man In Black.


What if polygrip were never invented?

[Razor]

What if polygrip were never invented?:icon_yike Mom's teeth would keep falling out. :icon_roll

What if girls weren't beautiful?

XOXO;

Maggie

[Trish]

What if girls weren't beautiful?

XOXO;

Maggie

Then we'd all be blind as beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


What if Adam remained married to Lillith?

[Razor]

What if Adam remained married to Lillith?Well... umm... hmm... I got nothing. :(

What if there was no porn? :icon_yike

XOXO;

Maggie

[Syllypryde]

Well... umm... hmm... I got nothing. :(

What if there was no porn? :icon_yike

XOXO;

Maggie

Then I would have to get a second job.

What if Stacia did not have a sexy forehead! :bowdown:

[Razor]

What if Stacia did not have a sexy forehead! :bowdown:Trish wouldn't be the keeper of Stacia sexy forehead. :icon_lol:

What if pizza were outlawed?

XOXO;

Maggie

[Syllypryde]

Trish wouldn't be the keeper of Stacia sexy forehead. :icon_lol:

What if pizza were outlawed?

XOXO;

Maggie

Then we would have to settle for eating another 5-letter word that starts with a P! :icon_cens

What if profanity was punishable by death?

[Grant]

Then we would have to settle for eating another 5-letter word that starts with a P! :icon_cens

What if profanity was punishable by death?Then i'd be dead for saying we'd have to eat pussy instead of pizza.

What if pigs really could fly?

[Trish]

What if pigs really could fly?
Then they'd be a lot of truth to, "There goes the bacon!"


What if accepting an entertainment award never included the words, "First, I'd like to thank God"?

[Syllypryde]

Then they'd be a lot of truth to, "There goes the bacon!"


What if accepting an entertainment award never included the words, "First, I'd like to thank God"?

Then I would have to thank the hooker that gave me syphilis!

What if the 69 position was really called 96?

[Trish]

Then I would have to thank the hooker that gave me syphilis!

LOL!


What if the 69 position was really called 96?
Maybe that's how they discovered the foot fetish.


What if people would stop stupid phrases like, "Orange is the new pink!"

[Razor]

What if people would stop stupid phrases like, "Orange is the new pink!"We wouldn't be able to say want an idiot every time someone uttered one.

What if Rush Limbaugh was a liberal?

XOXO;

Maggie

[Syllypryde]

We wouldn't be able to say want an idiot every time someone uttered one.

What if Rush Limbaugh was a liberal?

XOXO;

Maggie

Rush would like shopping and DC would be color coordinated!

What if Bush's name was really George Boner?

[Trish]

What if Bush's name was really George Boner?

Then it'd probably have a French pronouncation like Bo-naire!

What if someone's name was Boner Bush?

[Syllypryde]

Then it'd probably have a French pronouncation like Bo-naire!

What if someone's name was Boner Bush?

Then you would have another male who cannot take 'no' for an answer.

What if smoking a cigarette would give you the same high as an orgasm?

[A.J. Angel]

Then you would have another male who cannot take 'no' for an answer.

What if smoking a cigarette would give you the same high as an orgasm?

I'd start smoking back regularly. http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Fume/0051.gif

What if condoms didn't exist?

[Trish]

What if condoms didn't exist?

Then there'd be too many AJ's running around. :icon_bigg Oh come on! That was all in fun.


What if Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, hooked up?

[Razor]

Then there'd be too many AJ's running around. :icon_bigg Oh come on! That was all in fun.


What if Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, hooked up?LOL... Ouch. :icon_peac

Willma would have run to Betty for comfort... :icon_roll :icon_lol:

What If sex wasn't fun?

[Trish]

What If sex wasn't fun?

We'd all look like Janet Reno! What? It couldn't have been fun to make her.


What if John Lennon were never assassinated?

[Razor]

We'd all look like Janet Reno! What? It couldn't have been fun to make her.


What if John Lennon were never assassinated?:icon_yike ROFLMAO...

Yoko would still be the bitch that broke up the Beatles and we wouldn't feel bad about hating her for it.

What if Steve Jobs had never left Apple?

[Trish]

What if Steve Jobs had never left Apple?

He would've insisted they changed the name to Pears! I dunno. I dunno what his vision on the company was.


What if we played virtual strip poker?

[ange_r]

He would've insisted they changed the name to Pears! I dunno. I dunno what his vision on the company was.


What if we played virtual strip poker?

You'd all be naked because I would destroy you guys :p.

What if we didn't have to go to school?

[A.J. Angel]

You'd all be naked because I would destroy you guys :p.

What if we didn't have to go to school?

I would still have been sleeping but instead of on the table, it would have been in bed.

Talking about school, what if we had to go to university naked? :icon_drib

[Surfer Babe]

Talking about school, what if we had to go to university naked? :icon_drib
um, what if? well, i can tell you right now, some of us girls here in uni. hawaii are pretty darn close to being naked when we arrive in class. lol. you should see the faces of some of the professors...tsk-tsk, poor guys. :icon_no:

what if underwears were never invented?

[A.J. Angel]

um, what if? well, i can tell you right now, some of us girls here in uni. hawaii are pretty darn close to being naked when we arrive in class. lol. you should see the faces of some of the professors...tsk-tsk, poor guys. :icon_no:

:icon_yike I need to fly to Hawaï again one day. :icon_drib


what if underwears were never invented?

Then there would be no more sexy teasing from the ladies for men and men for the ladies.

[Trish]

Then there would be no more sexy teasing from the ladies for men and men for the ladies.

:icon_no:

What if ladies wanted to tease ladies too and men want to tease men too?

[A.J. Angel]

:icon_no:

What if ladies wanted to tease ladies too and men want to tease men too?

It works those ways too.

What if discrimination doesn't exist?

[Syllypryde]

It works those ways too.

What if discrimination doesn't exist?

I am sure a few select people would find inanimate objects to hate!

What if we had a lesbian president?

[Grant]

I am sure a few select people would find inanimate objects to hate!

What if we had a lesbian president?Then we'll most probably see Monica Lewinski making the headlines again.

What if Sandra Shine was never born?

[Razor]

I am sure a few select people would find inanimate objects to hate!

What if we had a lesbian president?Anne Coulter would come out of the closet in return for a night in the Lincoln bedroom. :icon_roll

What if the Wright Bros. had failed?

[Grant]

This is a bit awkward Jeff, we've both answered the same question. :icon_lol:

[Razor]

Then we'll most probably see Monica Lewinski making the headlines again.

What if Sandra Shine was never born?Then the world be far less beautiful.

What if Debbie never did Dallas?

[Razor]

This is a bit awkward Jeff, we've both answered the same question. :icon_lol:Nah, stuff happens. :icon_roll :icon_lol:

[Syllypryde]

Then the world be far less beautiful.

What if Debbie never did Dallas?

Debbie would have to do Diane instead!

If what Viv Thomas only shot straight porn?

[Grant]

Debbie would have to Diane instead!

If what Viv Thomas only shot straight porn?Then there would be no Pink Velvet series, all his lesbian films would cease to exist and the world would be a very different place.

What if hamburgers ate people?

[Syllypryde]

Then there would be no Pink Velvet series, all his lesbian films would cease to exist and the world would be a very different place.

What if hamburgers ate people?

Then they would have to spit out a lot of bones!

What if hotdogs ate corn on the cob?

[Grant]

Then they would have to spit out a lot of bones!

What if hotdogs ate corn on the cob?Then you'd have yourself a corndog!

What if corn on the cob ate hotdogs? :p

[Syllypryde]

Then you'd have yourself a corndog!

What if corn on the cob ate hotdogs? :p

Then survival of the fittest has reached a whole new level.

What if Lasagna was really called Pizza?

[Grant]

Then survival of the fittest has reached a whole new level.

What if Lasagna was really called Pizza?Once again we'd be eating pussy since pizza's been outlawed. And Lasagna, now known as pizza, is banned too.

What if Condoleeza Rice was actually a Mexican dish?

[Razor]

Once again we'd be eating pussy since pizza's been outlawed. And Lasagna, now known as pizza, is banned too.

What if Condoleeza Rice was actually a Mexican dish?Then we'd be eating Condoleeza... :icon_peac

What if girls tasted like chochlate?

Peace, out;

Maggie

[Surfer Babe]

What if girls tasted like chochlate?

Peace, out;

Maggie

then i would weigh 500 pounds!!! :icon_lol:

what if sex of any kind is illegal? :icon_yike

[ange_r]

then i would weigh 500 pounds!!! :icon_lol:

what if sex of any kind is illegal? :icon_yike

Then the world would be a lot less populated.

What if it snowed in the summer?

[Surfer Babe]

What if only men could give birth to children in the world? :bowdown:(= Orz)
Then I'd screw more men! ROFL! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy024.gif

Wait, that means...

What if men have PMS?! :icon_yike

[Grant]

Then I'd screw more men! ROFL! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy024.gif

Wait, that means...

What if men have PMS?! :icon_yikeOur anger would now be a mix of testosterone and PMS.


What if we lived underwater?

[Razor]

Our anger would now be a mix of testosterone and PMS.


What if we lived underwater?We'd all have gills.

What if Sandra wasn't so irresistibly irresistible?

XOXO;

Maggie

[ange_r]

We'd all have gills.

What if Sandra wasn't so irresistibly irresistible?

XOXO;

Maggie

I'd be able to focus on homework.

What if there were no weekends?

[A.J. Angel]

I'd be able to focus on homework.

What if there were no weekends?

I would fight for the right to have weekends! :icon_lol:

What if there were no special events like Christmas or New Year?

[Trish]

What if there were no special events like Christmas or New Year?

Then the Pope and Dick Clark would be out of jobs.

What if Brangelina weren't front page news all the time?

[A.J. Angel]

Then the Pope and Dick Clark would be out of jobs.

What if Brangelina weren't front page news all the time?

Then we wouldn't be wasting paper for nothing.

What if Suri Cruise (daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes) had a physical problem?

[Trish]

What if Suri Cruise (daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes) had a physical problem?

You're kinda twisted, aren't ya? As a side note, Suri is one good looking baby though... you know, for a pod baby and all.

Um, then Tom would have a hard time explaining what Scientology had to do with it.

What if the tv remote was lost forever?

[Razor]

You're kinda twisted, aren't ya? As a side note, Suri is one good looking baby though... you know, for a pod baby and all.

Um, then Tom would have a hard time explaining what Scientology had to do with it.

What if the tv remote was lost forever?I'd buy a new TV.

What if Hollywood actually made good films? :icon_roll

[Grant]

I'd buy a new TV.

What if Hollywood actually made good films? :icon_rollThen Tom Cruise wouldn't have taken up Scientology and he might still be in a deal with Paramount.

What if we lived in a world without music?

[A.J. Angel]

You're kinda twisted, aren't ya? As a side note, Suri is one good looking baby though... you know, for a pod baby and all.

Kinda no but very twisted yes. My entourage usually tell me that. On a side note, what surprises me is that although Suri looks like her mother, Katie Holmes, she seems much more beautiful and cuter. It makes me wonder how she would look like in 18 years... :icon_drib

[A.J. Angel]

Then Tom Cruise wouldn't have taken up Scientology and he might still be in a deal with Paramount.

What if we lived in a world without music?

I wouldn't be a music addict.

What if we lived in a world without entertainment?

[Grant]

I wouldn't be a music addict.

What if we lived in a world without entertainment?Then the world would be a very boring place indeed. Everything would suck.

What if the moon really was made of cheese?

[Trish]

What if the moon really was made of cheese?

Then mice would think they were on heaven.

What if the core group of us were on Big Brother?

[Grant]

Then mice would think they were on heaven.

What if the core group of us were on Big Brother?Then a majority of us would've been kicked off for indecent conduct and breaking other rules. And hopefully i would win. :D

What if post-it notes were never invented?

[Trish]

What if post-it notes were never invented?

Then Jeff's desk wouldn't be covered in them. *whispers* I already asked that.

What if vampires really existed?

[Razor]

Then Jeff's desk wouldn't be covered in them. *whispers* I already asked that.

What if vampires really existed?Tom Cruise would their leader.

What if cell phones hadn't been invented?

[A.J. Angel]

Tom Cruise would their leader.

What if cell phones hadn't been invented?

Then I wouldn't be looking for one.

What if Princess Diana of Wales didn't die?

[Trish]

What if Princess Diana of Wales didn't die?

Then an angel would still walk among us.


What if Prince Charles was crowned king tomorrow? :icon_yike

[A.J. Angel]

Then an angel would still walk among us.

Very true. http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Anges_et_d%E9mons/mini-ange-q822.gif


What if Prince Charles was crowned king tomorrow? :icon_yike

Then he would be the worst king of England ever I guess.

What if Bush eats a bretzel, choke and die?

[Surfer Babe]

What if Bush eats a bretzel, choke and die? http://forum.vivthomas.com/style_emoticons/default/eusa_pray.gif http://forum.vivthomas.com/style_emoticons/default/eusa_pray.gif http://forum.vivthomas.com/style_emoticons/default/eusa_pray.gif

What if we can arrange it so that all the fun people in this forum can meet in person? :icon_bigg

[Trish]

http://forum.vivthomas.com/style_emoticons/default/eusa_pray.gif http://forum.vivthomas.com/style_emoticons/default/eusa_pray.gif http://forum.vivthomas.com/style_emoticons/default/eusa_pray.gif

What if we can arrange it so that all the fun people in this forum can meet in person? :icon_bigg

:icon_lol:

That's not part of the game, just my simple reaction.

[Surfer Babe]

:icon_lol:

That's not part of the game, just my simple reaction.
What's so funny about my question? :icon_conf

[Trish]

What's so funny about my question? :icon_conf

All the fun people? That's leaving out a lot of people. :icon_yes:

[Razor]

http://forum.vivthomas.com/style_emoticons/default/eusa_pray.gif http://forum.vivthomas.com/style_emoticons/default/eusa_pray.gif http://forum.vivthomas.com/style_emoticons/default/eusa_pray.gif

What if we can arrange it so that all the fun people in this forum can meet in person? :icon_biggIt would be a crazy, fun, naughty party. :)

What if Jessica Alba wanted to do a scene with Sandra?

[Grant]

Then Jeff's desk wouldn't be covered in them. *whispers* I already asked that.Oops, my bad.


It would be a crazy, fun, naughty party. :)

What if Jessica Alba wanted to do a scene with Sandra?I would rush out and buy whatever dvd it appears on.

What if money did grow on trees?

[Razor]

Oops, my bad.

I would rush out and buy whatever dvd it appears on.

What if money did grow on trees?There'd be riots in the streets since everyone would trying to pick the leaves. :)

What if there was no Ben & Jerry's ice cream?

[CrazyCop]

There'd be riots in the streets since everyone would trying to pick the leaves. :)

What if there was no Ben & Jerry's ice cream?
Girls would be in a world of shit.

What if Sandra were to close down her site today? (Scary question, huh?)

[Razor]

Girls would be in a world of shit.

What if Sandra were to close down her site today? (Scary question, huh?) I'd find a way to stay in touch with her.

What if men really understood women?

XOXO;

Maggie

[Trish]

What if men really understood women?

XOXO;

Maggie

Dr. Phil would be out of a job.

What if Whitney never married Bobby?

[A.J. Angel]

Dr. Phil would be out of a job.

What if Whitney never married Bobby?

She wouldn't be drug addicted.

What if Sandra was a transexual?

[Trish]

What if Sandra was a transexual?

Dude, just when I think you can't get anymore twisted, you surprise me. :icon_lol:

[A.J. Angel]

Dude, just when I think you can't get anymore twisted, you surprise me. :icon_lol:

Thank you very much. http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Divers/bonjour-97213.gif I take that for a compliment since I am really twisted. Twisted like hell. http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Anges_et_d%E9mons/0052.gif

[Trish]

Thank you very much. http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Divers/bonjour-97213.gif I take that for a compliment since I am really twisted. Twisted like hell. http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Anges_et_d%E9mons/0052.gif

:icon_yike Will someone please ensure I don't end up in hell?

[Surfer Babe]

:icon_yike Will someone please ensure I don't end up in hell?
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy024.gif

[Razor]

Dude, just when I think you can't get anymore twisted, you surprise me. :icon_lol::icon_yike Oh no he didn't... AJ you need help... Professional help. :icon_no:

[Razor]

Lets see if we can't get things back on less twisted track...

What if Jazz wasn't romatic?

[A.J. Angel]

:icon_yike Oh no he didn't... AJ you need help... Professional help. :icon_no:

Well actually, I once went and a see psychologist who ended up saying nothing. So I guess that not even professionals can even cure me. :icon_lol: Anyway, I like it like that. At least, I can do whatever I want and wherever I want. http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Anges_et_d%E9mons/banand%E9mon.gif

[CrazyCop]

Lets see if we can't get things back on less twisted track...

What if Jazz wasn't romatic?
Then couples would listen to that "teen-pop."

What if we all lived in a place with no diseases?

[Razor]

Then couples would listen to that "teen-pop."

What if we all lived in a place with no diseases? The docs, nurses and paramedics would be swimming is a sea of trama.

What if Tiger Woods was just an average golfer?

[A.J. Angel]

The docs, nurses and paramedics would be swimming is a sea of trama.

What if Tiger Woods was just an average golfer?

Then golf wouldn't be as popular as right now.

What if Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't become Governator?

[Trish]

Well actually, I once went and a see psychologist who ended up saying nothing. So I guess that not even professionals can even cure me. :icon_lol:

Why am I not surprised? You probably sent him into a state of shock.



Anyway, I like it like that. At least, I can do whatever I want and wherever I want. http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Anges_et_d%E9mons/banand%E9mon.gif
Um, actually, no you can't, but I can see how that makes sense in your delusionally twisted mind. :icon_bigg

[Grant]

Then golf wouldn't be as popular as right now.

What if Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't become Governator?Then Sylvester Stallone would've instead.
*in sly's voice* "Ugh, ayaugh eugh ugh, Adrienne!"

What if life was like a cartoon?

[A.J. Angel]

Why am I not surprised? You probably sent him into a state of shock.

:icon_yes: I heard that he had to go into therapies. :icon_lol:


Um, actually, no you can't, but I can see how that makes sense in your delusionally twisted mind. :icon_bigg

Everything and anything can make sense to me. :icon_yes: :icon_lol:

[A.J. Angel]

Then Sylvester Stallone would've instead.
*in sly's voice* "Ugh, ayaugh eugh ugh, Adrienne!"

What if life was like a cartoon?

Then I would be like Ryo Saeba from City Hunter. But I wouldn't be a hunter like him.

What if we were living in a matrix?

[Razor]

Then Sylvester Stallone would've instead.
*in sly's voice* "Ugh, ayaugh eugh ugh, Adrienne!"

What if life was like a cartoon?Then we'd all bouce when we got hit by a bus.

What if B.B. King didn't have Lucille?

[Trish]

What if B.B. King didn't have Lucille?

:icon_yike I think my heart stopped for a whole second there! Um, then he'd have to play with something else and well... *shudder*


What if Jessica scream-my-lungs-out-and-call-it-singing Simpson did a duet with Ashlee it's-my-band's-fault-and-I-so-am-not-jealous-of-my-sister Simpson?

[Grant]

:icon_yike I think my heart stopped for a whole second there! Um, then he'd have to play with something else and well... *shudder*


What if Jessica scream-my-lungs-out-and-call-it-singing Simpson did a duet with Ashlee it's-my-band's-fault-and-I-so-am-not-jealous-of-my-sister Simpson?Then heads will roll when none of the tickets to this 'event' get sold.

What if M&M's had little arms, legs and faces?

[Trish]

What if M&M's had little arms, legs and faces?

They don't? Then what in the world is up with your avatar?


What if there was only one global season?

[Razor]

They don't? Then what in the world is up with your avatar?


What if there was only one global season?Then I could play golf all year long. :icon_yes:

What if Christmas was in July?

[Grant]

Then I could play golf all year long. :icon_yes:

What if Christmas was in July?Then everything else would be thrown out of whack. Independance Day would be on the 4th of December..

What if donuts fell from the sky when it rained?

[Razor]

Then everything else would be thrown out of whack. Independance Day would be on the 4th of December..

What if donuts fell from the sky when it rained?The cops would be praying for rain every day... :icon_roll

What if you woke up in between Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson?

XOXO;

Maggie

[Trish]

What if you woke up in between Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson?

XOXO;

Maggie

Then I'd spoon Jessica, but flatten Scarlett. Sorry!

What if Bo Derek wasn't a sex symbol?

[Razor]

Then I'd spoon Jessica, but flatten Scarlett. Sorry!:icon_yike OMG Trish!!! :icon_lol: I'd kick Scarlett out bed and make Jessica purr like a kitten. :icon_gigg


What if Bo Derek wasn't a sex symbol?Then we wouldn't have 10.

What if God really is a woman?

XOXO;

Maggie

[A.J. Angel]

:icon_yike OMG Trish!!! :icon_lol: I'd kick Scarlett out bed and make Jessica purr like a kitten. :icon_gigg

Then we wouldn't have 10.

What if God really is a woman?

XOXO;

Maggie

Then I wish she would be beautiful and sexy like Sandra so I can be :icon_yike when I die and go up there.

What if Steve Irwin didn't die?

[Surfer Babe]

What if God really is a woman?

XOXO;

Maggie
Then I truly believe that the world would be less chaotic and more organized and there wouldn't be so much testosterone hovering around so it would be more peaceful...and it would smell prettier. :)



What if Steve Irwin didn't die? Then I guess he'd continue to make specials about crocodiles. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_10.gif


What if world peace happens within our lifetime? http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/17/17_1_10.gif

[Razor]

Then I truly believe that the world would be less chaotic and more organized and there wouldn't be so much testosterone hovering around so it would be more peaceful...and it would smell prettier. :)

Then I guess he'd continue to make specials about crocodiles. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_10.gif


What if world peace happens within our lifetime? http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/17/17_1_10.gifSome idiot would :icon_cens it all up just to flatter his own ego.

What if our leaders actually learned the lessons of history?

XOXO;

Maggie

[A.J. Angel]

Some idiot would :icon_cens it all up just to flatter his own ego.

What if our leaders actually learned the lessons of history?

XOXO;

Maggie

Then they wouldn't be making war 'cause it costs money but most importantly lives of innocent people and the destruction of environment.

What if Einstein never made the atomic bombs and power?

[Grant]

Then they wouldn't be making war 'cause it costs money but most importantly lives of innocent people and the destruction of environment.

What if Einstein never made the atomic bombs and power?Then hopefully there would be no war, as there's no A-bombs to drop on anyone.
As for power, someone else would've been made famous for inventing power.

What if Willy Wonka was real and his crazy chocolate factory really did exist?

[Razor]

Then hopefully there would be no war, as there's no A-bombs to drop on anyone.
As for power, someone else would've been made famous for inventing power.

What if Willy Wonka was real and his crazy chocolate factory really did exist?Then the government would shut him down for violating workplace safty and environmental laws. :icon_roll

Ok girls, what If we could find the perfect pair of jeans on the first try every time?

XOXO;

Maggie

[Trish]

Ok girls, what If we could find the perfect pair of jeans on the first try every time?

XOXO;

Maggie
Then I'd find faith in God again and probably spend the rest of my life stuck in church with an eternity of pennance! :icon_yike But at least I'd be comfy! ;)

What if we woke up tomorrow in a post apocalyptic world?

[Razor]

Then I'd find faith in God again and probably spend the rest of my life stuck in church with an eternity of pennance! :icon_yike But at least I'd be comfy! ;)

What if we woke up tomorrow in a post apocalyptic world?Then we'd be to busy fighting off our unprepared neighbors to post here.

What if Bobby Jones hadn't built Augusta National?

[Grant]

Then we'd be to busy fighting off our unprepared neighbors to post here.

What if Bobby Jones hadn't built Augusta National?I had to do a google search on this before i could come up with an answer, but:

Then it wouldn't be known as one of the most famous and exclusive golf clubs in the world.

What if the boogeyman was real?

[Razor]

I had to do a google search on this before i could come up with an answer, but:

Then it wouldn't be known as one of the most famous and exclusive golf clubs in the world.

What if the boogeyman was real?
Huh? What? Oh he's real I arrested him once... He's a sadistic little bastard BTW... Likes to break into women’s homes and rape them... He should still be rooming at the hotel grey bar though.

What if Sandra lived next door?

[Grant]

Huh? What? Oh he's real I arrested him once... He's a sadistic little bastard BTW... Likes to break into women’s homes and rape them... He should still be rooming at the hotel grey bar though.

What if Sandra lived next door?Then Stacia would constantly be bugging me, asking to come over.

What if soft serve ice cream came directly from special cows?

[Surfer Babe]

T
What if soft serve ice cream came directly from special cows?Ew...then I guess I'd switch to low fat yogurt.

What if there's really a chocolate factory like Willie Wonka's and you can eat almost anything in it?

[Trish]

What if there's really a chocolate factory like Willie Wonka's and you can eat almost anything in it?

Then I'd dip you in chocolate and let you melt in my mouth. Heh-heh!

What if "dress down day" was on Mondays rather than on Fridays?

[Surfer Babe]

Then I'd dip you in chocolate and let you melt in my mouth. Heh-heh!
Promise? http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_12.gif


What if "dress down day" was on Mondays rather than on Fridays?
Well, everyday is dress down day for school...and when I am working on a shoot, well, I'm barely clothed or they put me in a really SILLY STUPID outfit.


What if sex in public is not a big deal?

[A.J. Angel]

What if sex in public is not a big deal?

Then I'd always have a cam and condoms in hand just in case I run into some actions. :icon_lol:

What if wearing clothes becomes illegal? :icon_drib

[Trish]

Promise? http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_12.gif


If you want me to. :cuppp:



Well, everyday is dress down day for school...and when I am working on a shoot, well, I'm barely clothed or they put me in a really SILLY STUPID outfit.


We know and we thank them for it! :icon_drib As for a 'really silly stuipid outfit', I'll bet any money you can make a moo-moo :icon_yike look sex-E! :icon_yes:

[Trish]

Then I'd always have a cam and condoms in hand just in case I run into some actions. :icon_lol:
Would you be recording it because no one would believe you otherwise? :icon_lol: AJ, you set yourself up so nicely for such humourous torture. :icon_bigg


What if wearing clothes becomes illegal? :icon_drib

Then you'd be recording your condom only wearing self documenting your search for punci. VOICEOVER: "A latex covered penis' peehole view in search of an American Pie. First screening at Cannes... cum prepared!"

What if Osama Bin Laden really is dead? :icon_roll

[Syllypryde]

What if Osama Bin Laden really is dead? :icon_roll

Then we will just have to find something else fun to do in the cave. Maybe Sandra could get it on with Eve Angel in a cave???

What if Girls Gone Wild actually released good videos?

[A.J. Angel]

Then we will just have to find something else fun to do in the cave. Maybe Sandra could get it on with Eve Angel in a cave???

What if Girls Gone Wild actually released good videos?

I'd still wouldn't collect them even if I'm paid to do so.

What if Traci Lords wasn't underaged?

[Trish]

I'd still wouldn't collect them even if I'm paid to do so.

What if Traci Lords wasn't underaged?

Then she'd be overaged. (After all these years she's still underaged??)

What if singers would stop announcing their farewell tours knowing they'll make do comeback tour in a couple of years?

[A.J. Angel]

Then she'd be overaged. (After all these years she's still underaged??)

What if singers would stop announcing their farewell tours knowing they'll make do comeback tour in a couple of years?

Then I wouldn't have to spend some money on their stuffs.

What if Bin Laden is dead since 2001 and that he has been said to be alive to terrorize people?

[Syllypryde]

Then I wouldn't have to spend some money on their stuffs.

What if Bin Laden is dead since 2001 and that he has been said to be alive to terrorize people?

Then we would have to torture whoever is pretending to be him.

What if the banana man did not dance?

[Grant]

Then we would have to torture whoever is pretending to be him.

What if the banana man did not dance?Then life would be very sad..

What if mutants really did walk amongst us?

[Syllypryde]

Then life would be very sad..

What if mutants really did walk amongst us?

Then I would have some new best friends!

What if M&M's melted in your hand instead of your mouth?

[Grant]

Then I would have some new best friends!

What if M&M's melted in your hand instead of your mouth?Then i'd hold them in my mouth and eat them with my hand... Ok, that made no sense.

What if walls really could talk?

[Syllypryde]

Then i'd hold them in my mouth and eat them with my hand... Ok, that made no sense.

What if walls really could talk?

Then I would have a lot of explaining to do! :icon_nerv

What if day was really night?

[A.J. Angel]

Then I would have a lot of explaining to do! :icon_nerv

What if day was really night?

Then I would still be an insomniac.

What if Elvis was still alive among us?

[Grant]

Then I would still be an insomniac.

What if Elvis was still alive among us?Then he'd be getting old, doing the nursing home rock and probably be wearing blue suede slippers.

What if hamburgers ate people?

[Syllypryde]

Then he'd be getting old, doing the nursing home rock and probably be wearing blue suede slippers.

What if hamburgers ate people?

I could have sworn you had already done this one, Grant. Nevertheless, I will answer it:

Then I would eat hotdogs instead?

What if Grant really did repeat himself?

[Grant]

I think i just did repeat myself. Sorry. :icon_roll
I was hungry and saw a hamburger on tv. That's my story and i'm sticking to it.

I could have sworn you had already done this one, Grant. Nevertheless, I will answer it:

Then I would eat hotdogs instead?

What if Grant really did repeat himself?Then i'd go on like a broken record *scratch* ..record *scratch* ..record *scratch* ..record.

What if god really was one of us, just a slob like one of us?

[Trish]

What if god really was one of us, just a slob like one of us?

Then the Vatican's got sum 'splainin' to do! :icon_yike

What if bathroom tissue paper were scented?

[Grant]

Then the Vatican's got sum 'splainin' to do! :icon_yike

What if bathroom tissue paper were scented?Then i'd be pushing my ass in peoples faces saying "here, smell it" but i'm afraid it just wouldn't work.

What if we lived in a world made of chocolate?

[A.J. Angel]

Then i'd be pushing my ass in peoples faces saying "here, smell it" but i'm afraid it just wouldn't work.

What if we lived in a world made of chocolate?

Then I would be as fat as... euh... a Gwyneth Paltrow in that movie with Jack Black.

What if Willy Wonka existed? :icon_lol:

[Grant]

Then I would be as fat as... euh... a Gwyneth Paltrow in that movie with Jack Black.

What if Willy Wonka existed? :icon_lol:Then i'd be busy looking for that damn golden ticket.

What if we had no sense of taste or smell?

[Surfer Babe]

What if we had no sense of taste or smell?
I guess there goes fine wining & dining.


What if there is no such thing as jelousy, like that emotion did not exist in humans?

[Razor]

I guess there goes fine wining & dining.


What if there is no such thing as jelousy, like that emotion did not exist in humans?Then cops wouldn't be nearly as busy.

What if Sandra invited us all over for lunch?

[Surfer Babe]

What if Sandra invited us all over for lunch?
I doubt there would be much eating going on...not food anyway. ;)


What if while we are there, Sandra asks all of us to participate in a video shoot?

[Razor]

I doubt there would be much eating going on...not food anyway. ;)


What if while we are there, Sandra asks all of us to participate in a video shoot?:icon_yikeI'm grabing the video camera... You don't want to see me naked. :icon_roll :icon_lol:

What if Sophie, Eve and Peaches asked to join us?

[Grant]

:icon_yikeI'm grabing the video camera... You don't want to see me naked. :icon_roll :icon_lol:

What if Sophie, Eve and Peaches asked to join us?Then the guys would get booted out and the girls would take over.

What if said video shoot surfaced on the internet 2 months later?

[Razor]

Then the guys would get booted out and the girls would take over.

What if said video shoot surfaced on the internet 2 months later?Then we'd all be famous... or is it infamous? :icon_conf

What if you had to chose between a night with Eva Mendes and Roselyn Sanchez or one million dollars in cash.

XOXO;

Maggie

[A.J. Angel]

Then we'd all be famous... or is it infamous? :icon_conf

What if you had to chose between a night with Eva Mendes and Roselyn Sanchez or one million dollars in cash.

XOXO;

Maggie

I would choose a night with Eva Mendes and Roselyn Sanchez. http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Amour/0019.gif

What if you chose one million dollars in cash instead of a night with Eva Mendes and Roselyn Sanchez?

[Grant]

I would choose a night with Eva Mendes and Roselyn Sanchez. http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Amour/0019.gif

What if you chose one million dollars in cash instead of a night with Eva Mendes and Roselyn Sanchez?Then i'd hit up the 2 girls for a night on the town while at the same time, having a large sum of money to spend between us. :icon_yes:

What if you chose a night with Eva Mendes and Roselyn Sanchez and they turned you down?

[Razor]

Then i'd hit up the 2 girls for a night on the town while at the same time, having a large sum of money to spend between us. :icon_yes:

What if you chose a night with Eva Mendes and Roselyn Sanchez and they turned you down?Ten you'd be :icon_cens just not in a nice way. :icon_roll :icon_lol:

What if Eva and Roselyn said yes but only they could bring their friend Jacqueline Obradors along?

XOXO;

Maggie

[Trish]

OMG you guys! My naughty thoughts are having naughty thoughts with all these hot latina chicas you're listing off!





http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-7199.gif

[Razor]

OMG you guys! My naughty thoughts are having naughty thoughts with all these hot latina chicas you're listing off!





http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-7199.gifLOL, uh-oh... I think Maggie's killed Trish... :icon_yike Are you ok Trish that looked like hurt?

[Syllypryde]

OMG you guys! My naughty thoughts are having naughty thoughts with all these hot latina chicas you're listing off!





http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-7199.gif

Be naughty, girl! We will not stop you! :yippee:

[A.J. Angel]

Ten you'd be :icon_cens just not in a nice way. :icon_roll :icon_lol:

What if Eva and Roselyn said yes but only they could bring their friend Jacqueline Obradors along?

XOXO;

Maggie

Then I would have answered the more we are, the more fun we'll have. :icon_drib :icon_peac

What if you're out of condoms and that they wouldn't do anything without?

[Grant]

Then I would have answered the more we are, the more fun we'll have. :icon_drib :icon_peac

What if you're out of condoms and that they wouldn't do anything without?Then i'd go for the home-made approach with some clingwrap. Failing that, it's stickytape.

What if someone changed the subject?

[Razor]

Then i'd go for the home-made approach with some clingwrap. Failing that, it's stickytape.

What if someone changed the subject?Then I'd let Stacia borrow Maggie's bullwhip. :icon_yike

What if chocolate wasn't chocolate?

[Trish]

Then I'd let Stacia borrow Maggie's bullwhip. :icon_yike

What if chocolate wasn't chocolate?

Then it'd be mocklet!

What if we all didn't seem obsessed with chocolate?

[Razor]

Then it'd be mocklet!

What if we all didn't seem obsessed with chocolate?Then we'd be obsessed with punci. :icon_roll :icon_lol: :icon_drib

What if punci tasted like popcorn?

XOXO;

Maggie

[Syllypryde]

Then we'd be obsessed with punci. :icon_roll :icon_lol: :icon_drib

What if punci tasted like popcorn?

XOXO;

Maggie

Then I would enjoy "popping" it all the more....

What if Maggie did not marry Jeff?

[A.J. Angel]

Then maybe they wouldn't be on here? :icon_conf

What if Sophie Moone wasn't a girlfriend of Sandra?

[Trish]

What if Sophie Moone wasn't a girlfriend of Sandra?
Then she'd be Stacia's girlfriend.

What if people didn't judge and condemn someone before knowing them?

[Surfer Babe]

What if people didn't judge and condemn someone before knowing them?
Then it would be a less negative world...that would be nice. :)


What if my roommate never sleeps in her own bed EVER again?!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_103.gif (Man, she's killing me. The earthquake really did a number on her. Ok, like she's got a boyfriend...go to him! Sorry, just venting. :icon_roll)

[Trish]

What if my roommate never sleeps in her own bed EVER again?!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_103.gif (Man, she's killing me. The earthquake really did a number on her. Ok, like she's got a boyfriend...go to him! Sorry, just venting. :icon_roll)

*knocks on the screen* Hello? Why is this a 'what if' question? Just do her and send her off to "flights of fancy" every single night! :icon_roll

:icon_lol: Okay okay!

Um, then she can't use the "Earthquake!" excuse to snuggle with you.


What if your boss suggested you started reading 'happy books' rather than vampire books with the titles The Hunted, The Bitten, Dark Of The Sun?

[Grant]

*knocks on the screen* Hello? Why is this a 'what if' question? Just do her and send her off to "flights of fancy" every single night! :icon_roll

:icon_lol: Okay okay!

Um, then she can't use the "Earthquake!" excuse to snuggle with you.


What if your boss suggested you started reading 'happy books' rather than vampire books with the titles The Hunted, The Bitten, Dark Of The Sun?Then you'd be kicking back with books like 'Clifford the Big Red Dog' or 'Green Eggs and Ham'

What if jellyfish were made of jelly? (jello)

[Surfer Babe]

*knocks on the screen* Hello? Why is this a 'what if' question? Just do her and send her off to "flights of fancy" every single night!
Rule #1, do not sleep with your roommate? Rule #2...well, there is no rule #2 'cuz I've followed rule #1 so far...I hate rule #1! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_2_200v.gif

[Surfer Babe]

What if jellyfish were made of jelly? (jello)

Then I'd still away from the yellow flavor. Ew! (What is that anyway?)

What if you had super powers, what would it be?

[Trish]

Rule #1, do not sleep with your roommate? Rule #2...well, there is no rule #2 'cuz I've followed rule #1 so far...I hate rule #1! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_2_200v.gif

Do set rules end with a question? Hmm. Well you get this :cuppp: for following rule #1... so far. Is that the loophole? Heehee!

[Surfer Babe]

Do set rules end with a question? Hmm. Well you get this :cuppp: for following rule #1... so far. Is that the loophole? Heehee!
LOL! Talk about a Freudian slip. :icon_bigg

Yeah, I'd like to show her a loophole...did I really just say that?! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/29/29_1_7.gif

[Trish]

LOL! Talk about a Freudian slip. :icon_bigg

Yeah, I'd like to show her a loophole...did I really just say that?! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/29/29_1_7.gif

Yes you did! And I quoted it just to proove it! Take her surfing, she'll probably pretend she needs mouth to mouth when she wipes out. :icon_lol:

[A.J. Angel]

What if you had super powers, what would it be?

Hmm... unlimited sexual strength? :icon_lol: Okay! :icon_roll Seriously, it would be invisibility. :icon_yes: :icon_bigg

What if we really had super powers?

[Grant]

Hmm... unlimited sexual strength? :icon_lol: Okay! :icon_roll Seriously, it would be invisibility. :icon_yes: :icon_bigg

What if we really had super powers?Then i'd jump into the air and fly to Budapest to see Sandra.

What if Nemo was never found?

[Trish]

Then i'd jump into the air and fly to Budapest to see Sandra.

What if Nemo was never found?

Then they're be "Missing Fish" posters on aquariums everywhere!

What if Paris Hilton didn't acquire celebutante status?

[A.J. Angel]

What if Paris Hilton didn't acquire celebutante status?

Then we wouldn't have to jump pages in magazines.

What if Nicky Hilton is more famous than Paris in a good way?

[Trish]

What if Nicky Hilton is more famous than Paris in a good way?
Then she would restore the family name with honour.

What if Xena met Buffy, which sidekick do you think would be more jealous Gabrielle or Willow?

[A.J. Angel]

Then she would restore the family name with honour.

What if Xena met Buffy, which sidekick do you think would be more jealous Gabrielle or Willow?

Either both girls, I wouldn't stay around whenever she's mad. :icon_nerv

What if Buffy killed Angel?

[ange_r]

Either both girls, I wouldn't stay around whenever she's mad. :icon_nerv

What if Buffy killed Angel?
Well... she kind of did during one of the seasons... when she banished him to the other world or something. But if she really killed him, then they wouldn't have made the spinoff of Angel.

What if the internet was never invented?

[Grant]

Well... she kind of did during one of the seasons... when she banished him to the other world or something. But if she really killed him, then they wouldn't have made the spinoff of Angel.

What if the internet was never invented?Then we wouldn't be here on the forum cause it wouldn't exist, none of us would have met each other, and some of us would have no idea who Sandra Shine is or what she does.
Oh, and porn downloads would be non-existent.


What if everything in the world was back-to-front?
(fish swimming in the sky, birds flying in the water, that sort of thing)

[Trish]

What if everything in the world was back-to-front?
(fish swimming in the sky, birds flying in the water, that sort of thing)

Then we'd be living in a mirror universe! Those were so much fun in Star Trek! :banana:

What if time zones were abolished?

[A.J. Angel]

Then we'd be living in a mirror universe! Those were so much fun in Star Trek! :banana:

What if time zones were abolished?

Then we wouldn't have to think so hard of a time to have the forum anniversary chat last month I guess.

What if Sandra never knew English? :icon_frow

[Trish]

Then we wouldn't have to think so hard of a time to have the forum anniversary chat last month I guess.

What if Sandra never knew English? :icon_frow

Then we'd all need to brush up on our Hungarian!

What if we could star in our own porn movie and could choose the members of this forum to be in it, who would you choose? Aside from Sandra, of course!

[Syllypryde]

Then we'd all need to brush up on our Hungarian!

What if we could star in our own porn movie and could choose the members of this forum to be in it, who would you choose? Aside from Sandra, of course!

Then some of you lesbian women would have to become bisexual!

What if porno never existed?

[Grant]

Then some of you lesbian women would have to become bisexual!

What if porno never existed?Then my right arm wouldn't be as strong as it is today! :icon_lol:

What if sex toys could talk?

[Syllypryde]

Then my right arm wouldn't be as strong as it is today! :icon_lol:

What if sex toys could talk?

Then the phrase, "Damn, your pussy stinks!" would be overused!

What if Sandra was a boy?

[Grant]

Then the phrase, "Damn, your pussy stinks!" would be overused!

What if Sandra was a boy?Then none of us would be here.

What if Godzilla was real?

[Razor]

Then none of us would be here.

What if Godzilla was real?Then Tokyo would be toast!

What if my mom and dad don't go home? :icon_yike :icon_no:

XOXO;

Maggie

[Syllypryde]

Then Tokyo would be toast!

What if my mom and dad don't go home? :icon_yike :icon_no:

XOXO;

Maggie

Then they must be having a fun night on the town.

What if sex was punishable by death?

[Razor]

Then they must be having a fun night on the town.

What if sex was punishable by death?Then we'd all be on death row.

What if Christmas happened every month?

[Grant]

Then we'd all be on death row.

What if Christmas happened every month?Then Santa's sack wouldn't be so big because he'd come every month.

What if Christmas was illegal?

[Razor]

Then Santa's sack wouldn't be so big because he'd come every month.

What if Christmas was illegal?
Then there would be no "Black Friday" and Santa Claus would be perp walked out of the mall.

What if Maggie and Rita kidnapped Sandra and ran off to a Caribbean island with her?

[Trish]

What if Maggie and Rita kidnapped Sandra and ran off to a Caribbean island with her?

Then they would be the new Pirateresses Of The Caribbean and I would be more than happy to return to my roots. :icon_peac

What if there were no more freaking spiders in my apartment?

[Razor]

Then they would be the new Pirateresses Of The Caribbean and I would be more than happy to return to my roots. :icon_peac

What if there were no more freaking spiders in my apartment?Then you would be freaking out all the time? :icon_peac

What if Stacia hadn't slept with a fish?

[Syllypryde]

Then you would be freaking out all the time? :icon_peac

What if Stacia hadn't slept with a fish?

Then she would probably be a meat lover!

What if Stacia was not on this forum?

[Razor]

Then she would probably be a meat lover!

What if Stacia was not on this forum?Bite your tongue... Then sandra wouldn't have an Official Babe or a Soon to be Lover.

What if Elvis had been named Joe?

[A.J. Angel]

Bite your tongue... Then sandra wouldn't have an Official Babe or a Soon to be Lover.

What if Elvis had been named Joe?

Then Joe would be a name that is more special than Elvis.

What if a meteor is going to collide and us, disappearing like the dinosaurs? :icon_nerv

[Trish]

What if a meteor is going to collide and us, disappearing like the dinosaurs? :icon_nerv

I can only speak for myself, so I'd say thank you cuz I've had enough of this life.

What if girls actually said what they mean instead of saying, "you should just know"?

[Razor]

I can only speak for myself, so I'd say thank you cuz I've had enough of this life.

What if girls actually said what they mean instead of saying, "you should just know"?Then guys would be a lot less nervous. :)

What if Leeann wasn't so Kansas farm girl cute?

[Trish]

Then guys would be a lot less nervous. :)



Well what about the girls they say that to? :blush:

[Razor]

Well what about the girls they say that to? :blush:Hehe... No idea. :D

[Syllypryde]

Then guys would be a lot less nervous. :)

What if Leeann wasn't so Kansas farm girl cute?


Then Rita would have to fill in for the position.

What if Christmas came 5 times a year?

[Razor]

Then Rita would have to fill in for the position.

What if Christmas came 5 times a year?Then we'd go broke buying gifts for everyone.

What if you woke up in between Milena Govich (http://www.milenagovich.com/milena_0005_prv.jpg) and Alana De La Garza (http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/31719ead-88bd-4347-bb66-ee0ad1881c25.rp350x350.jpg)?

XOXO;

Maggie

[Sugarhoneygirl]

Then we'd go broke buying gifts for everyone.

What if you woke up in between Milena Govich (http://www.milenagovich.com/milena_0005_prv.jpg) and Alana De La Garza (http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/31719ead-88bd-4347-bb66-ee0ad1881c25.rp350x350.jpg)?

XOXO;

Maggie

Then with the such nice ladies in my bed I would i'd have to make up some new games to play as we probably would try all the game I already know... and i would not leave my bed for the day!

What if men had boobs?

[A.J. Angel]

What if men had boobs?

Then I would be playing with mines all day and all night long. :boobies: :oops: :lol:

What if we were all unisex (no men, neither women)?

[Grant]

Then I would be playing with mines all day and all night long. :boobies: :oops: :lol:

What if we were all unisex (no men, neither women)?Then things would be pretty interesting when fornicating time rolls round.

What if Santa was real?

[Razor]

Then things would be pretty interesting when fornicating time rolls round.

What if Santa was real?Then I would have gotten Jessica Biel for Christmas. :bee:

What if naughty was nice and nice was naughty?

XOXO;

Maggie

[Syllypryde]

Then I would have gotten Jessica Biel for Christmas. :bee:

What if naughty was nice and nice was naughty?

XOXO;

Maggie

Then I would be the nicest person to walk the face of this earth!

What if Sandra was my sex slave and I refused to share her with anyone?

[Razor]

Then I would be the nicest person to walk the face of this earth!

What if Sandra was my sex slave and I refused to share her with anyone?Then I'd have to hurt you... badly. :icon_yes: http://www.smileyvillage.com/smilies/love0017.gif (http://www.smileyvillage.com/)

What if Ella Fitzgerald wasn't the best ever?

XOXO;

Maggie

[Surfer Babe]

Then I'd have to hurt you... badly. :icon_yes: http://www.smileyvillage.com/smilies/love0017.gif (http://www.smileyvillage.com/)

What if Ella Fitzgerald wasn't the best ever?

XOXO;

Maggie
Then we'd have to listen to a very bland version of My Heart Belongs To Daddy.

What if there was no music in the world? http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_19_2.gif

[Razor]

Then we'd have to listen to a very bland version of My Heart Belongs To Daddy.

What if there was no music in the world? http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_19_2.gifThen we'd have to invent it because a world without music isn't worth living in.

What if Muddy Waters never sang the blues?

[A.J. Angel]

Then we'd have to invent it because a world without music isn't worth living in.

What if Muddy Waters never sang the blues?

Then Chicago blues and Bill Morganfield wouldn't have a father.

What if clothes haven't been invented?

[Catherine]

Then Chicago blues and Bill Morganfield wouldn't have a father.

What if clothes haven't been invented?

Then our butts would be tanner. :lol: And ummm I would avoid conversations with my parents :bolt:. Awkward