Anyone up for a spin of Round Robin?

[Trish]

For those who may not know, the way you play this game is you start of with some random senerio, type a paragraph or a few lines and leave it open for the next person to add to the story and see what direction it takes. Sound easy? That's cuz it is...


So I was at Blockbuster going through their previously viewed dvds for sale. I came across Underworld Evolution and snapped that baby up for a mere $9.99. On the way home, I was thinking of how Sandra would look with fangs and a sexy, but predatory stare. I was yanked right out of my musings when...

[Razor]

When I rear ended Kate Beckinsale at a traffic light... Man was she pissed... But her anger turned to laughter when she saw my...

[A.J. Angel]

...twisted look as I was dressed like if I was part of a carnaval. As she looked on the tattoo on my arm, she realizes it's her portrait that has been tattooed. Stunned, she asked if it's a real tattoo and I answered her positively. She then looked at her car at the rear and sees the damage. It must have to be repaired. We started to talk about it and the talk became a chat. At the end, as we left each other, I had her number and a date for the next day with her.

[Grant]

The next day i called her up and said "hey, do you wanna come round and see my dog?" She said yes and asked if she could bring her pet sloth as she was walking it at the time. So she came over, but as i opened the front door...

[Trish]

... I recognized her director husband Len Wiseman. He spoke quickly, "You! You rear ended my wife?" His hands wrapped around my neck as the hatred in his eyes pierced into me. Killer, my mini yorkshire terrier of a dog, thought it best not to get involved and proceeded to lick his own balls. The sound was driving Len batty and he shook his head to clear it. "How did you like it? Huh? Thought you could bang my wife?!"

With a strangled voice, I mananged to sound out, "With - my - car!" Len raised an eyebrow and looked down at my pants. "You call it a car? You think you're as big as a car?" Just as he was about to laugh at me, Killer...

[Grant]

...Paused for a second to view the situation at hand, before going back to licking his own balls. He has learnt from past mistakes. It was at this point that i realised Killer was of no help at all, and if i wanted to escape Len's grasp then my only option was...

[A.J. Angel]

To hit Len. BAM! One hit into his balls! He gasps as he holds on to them. Then to make sure, I hit him with another kick into his balls! BAM! He gasps even more... I ran to the phone and call 9-1-1 (5 year anniversary, R.I.P. to the peeps)...

[Surfer Babe]

...as I was about to dial 9-1-1, I hear screaming just outside my door, it was Kate, "Len, Len, baby, are you alright?!". She looked at me and asked me what I had done to her husband. I told her he was choking me to death and I had no choice, but to defend myself. I also said I was about to call the cops on him. She got up slowly and walked towards me. She reached up and caressed the bruise on my neck that Len had left...

[stacia]

...I acted extra hurt so Kate would feel extra sorry for me, and she did. Just as Kate was stroking my neck, I heard yet another British female voice outside. "Len, are you okay?" I craned my neck to see who it was, and hot damn, Liz Hurley was standing at my doorstep comforting Len...

[A.J. Angel]

...who was really in pain. But suddenly, he stood up and left, feeling disgusted being beat up by me. After he had left, Liz turned her head and saw me. She seems to enjoy what she sees and walked towards me and Kate. She started to touch Kate and myself then...

[stacia]

...who was really in pain. But suddenly, he stood up and left, feeling disgusted being beat up by me. After he had left, Liz turned her head and saw me. She seems to enjoy what she sees and walked towards me and Kate. She started to touch Kate and myself then...

...suddenly, Brutus, the wild turkey that my neighbors keep as a pet, came barrelling through my driveway and attacked Liz! This wasn't the first time Brutus had attacked someone, and he had even killed some of my other neighbor's pets! However, they never said anything because my neighbor is the Police Chief. Kate suddenly realized that she still had some props in her purse from the set of "Underworld," and she quickly pulled out a small knife-looking thing. She jumped on Brutus as Liz let out these screeches of pain, and killed Brutus. So, all three of us were looking as this huge, freshly killed turkey, and Liz's stomach growled loud enough for Kate and I to hear it. Kate turned to me and asked, "Are you thinking that I'm thinking?"

[Trish]

...I answered, "Lets freeze this mo-fo and have a grand Thanksgiving dinner?"

Liz threw me a frown as she was really hungry right now, but Kate kissed me on the lips and said, "No, you dweeb! Let's have a threesome!"

I was so excited that I pulled Kate close to me and beckoned to Liz to join us. I rained kisses along Kate's neck, but she smacked me on my bum really hard. I pulled back questioningly and a smile broke out on my face.

"Oh that's how you wanna play?"

"No." Kate firmly stated. "I meant Liz and I have a threesome with the owner of the pet turkey. I mean, it's the least we could do for killing someone's pet."

I stared at her in disbelief as...

[Surfer Babe]

...I answered, "Lets freeze this mo-fo and have a grand Thanksgiving dinner?"

Liz threw me a frown as she was really hungry right now, but Kate kissed me on the lips and said, "No, you dweeb! Let's have a threesome!"

I was so excited that I pulled Kate close to me and beckoned to Liz to join us. I rained kisses along Kate's neck, but she smacked me on my bum really hard. I pulled back questioningly and a smile broke out on my face.

"Oh that's how you wanna play?"

"No." Kate firmly stated. "I meant Liz and I have a threesome with the owner of the pet turkey. I mean, it's the least we could do for killing someone's pet."

I stared at her in disbelief as... ...I gave her a confused look.:confused: I'm thinking, this girl is a hottie, but she's off her rocker. I mean, the stupid bird almost killed her friend, and now she wants to apologize about it by offering herself and Liz to the stupid police chief?! Well, I wasn't dissuaded that easily, I had an idea. "Why don't the 3 of us clean-up first. We're a mess and there are feathers everywhere!", I said. "Follow me ladies, the shower is this way...

[stacia]

I giggled like a small child as I hurried to the bathroom, removing articles of clothing as I teased Kate and Liz, who were following me. I reached the bathroom first, now fully naked. I turned around to my British Beauties who were both astounded by my...

[A.J. Angel]

sexyness. They look back at each other and shook their shoulders up. Once in the bathroom, they started to strip off their clothes while I was opening the shower and as I turn back they were both already having some fun...

[Grant]

It seems the girls had gotten distracted and were having fun playing Jenga while i was getting the shower ready. Liz and Kate playing a nude game of Jenga in my house, what other choice did i have but to...

[Trish]

sexyness. They look back at each other and shook their shoulders up.

LOL! Were they laughing?

[A.J. Angel]

LOL! Were they laughing?

LOL! No. But they were interested. :icon_drib Until Grant came up with his Jenga game. :icon_yike Grant, you killed the scene! :icon_evil

[Surfer Babe]

I stood there, naked, in disbelief as I watched two nude hotties playing Jenga in my bathroom. “What the hell is up with these Brit babes?!”, I thought. “Um, ladies”, I called to them, trying to distract them from the stupid toy. “I have much better toys we can play with in the shower”, I said. I walked over to the drawer by the sink and took out a pink…

[A.J. Angel]

I stood there, naked, in disbelief as I watched two nude hotties playing Jenga in my bathroom. “What the hell is up with these Brit babes?!”, I thought. “Um, ladies”, I called to them, trying to distract them from the stupid toy. “I have much better toys we can play with in the shower”, I said. I walked over to the drawer by the sink and took out a pink…

...dildo, brand new and never used. It has been said that it gives satisfaction right at the first time of use so I thought to myself that it was the perfect occasion to try it and see if what is said is true or not.

[Grant]

To my surprise, it worked and...

[Trish]

To my surprise, it worked and...

:icon_lol: If we didn't talk about this before hand I woulda been like, "WTF"?

[Grant]

*sigh* Looks like i'll have to revive this..


To my surprise, it worked and......all girls had a very good time together. Afterwards, Liz and Kate told me...

[A.J. Angel]

*sigh* Looks like i'll have to revive this..

...all girls had a very good time together. Afterwards, Liz and Kate told me...

...that they have loved what has happened and wanted to have my number for some future reunions...

[Syllypryde]

...that they have loved what has happened and wanted to have my number for some future reunions...

...but they never called. Weeks went by and I wondered what was up. Either they lost my number or...

[A.J. Angel]

...but they never called. Weeks went by and I wondered what was up. Either they lost my number or...

...they've found some other kind of fun. In anyway, I wanted to find out and while I was cruising, I bumped into...

[Grant]

...Ex president Bill Clinton. He was out looking for poontang, you old dog you!
He asked me to help him find some ladies but i declined, and i wasn't going to tell him i was looking for 2 ladies of my own cause he'd be hanging around me like a bad smell. I said goodbye and headed on my way. It was at this point that i realised...

[Trish]

...Ex president Bill Clinton. He was out looking for poontang, you old dog you!
He asked me to help him find some ladies but i declined, and i wasn't going to tell him i was looking for 2 ladies of my own cause he'd be hanging around me like a bad smell. I said goodbye and headed on my way. It was at this point that i realised...


... that Tom Cruise was eyeing me suspiciously. He crossed the street to me, but I started walking faster and I could hear his footsteps gaining on me. I kept thinking that I didn't want him to turn me into a pod person, though I rather like the guy, but there's something seriously wrong with him. I think realized I was having a conversation with myself and wondered if I already was a pod person. No sooner had that thought entered my mind, I felt Tom's...

[Razor]

... that Tom Cruise was eyeing me suspiciously. He crossed the street to me, but I started walking faster and I could hear his footsteps gaining on me. I kept thinking that I didn't want him to turn me into a pod person, though I rather like the guy, but there's something seriously wrong with him. I think realized I was having a conversation with myself and wondered if I already was a pod person. No sooner had that thought entered my mind, I felt Tom's...Hand on my...

[Grant]

... that Tom Cruise was eyeing me suspiciously. He crossed the street to me, but I started walking faster and I could hear his footsteps gaining on me. I kept thinking that I didn't want him to turn me into a pod person, though I rather like the guy, but there's something seriously wrong with him. I think realized I was having a conversation with myself and wondered if I already was a pod person. No sooner had that thought entered my mind, I felt Tom's......wing. How i managed to grow wings in such short time beats the hell out of me. But anyway, he started to ask me if i was interested in Scientology and that i should join him. I then said something to hurt his feelings and while he hung his head and sobbed, i...

[Syllypryde]

...wing. How i managed to grow wings in such short time beats the hell out of me. But anyway, he started to ask me if i was interested in Scientology and that i should join him. I then said something to hurt his feelings and while he hung his head and sobbed, i...

......laughed in his face called him a pathetic human being and went on my way. However, little wittle Tommy decided to follow me. He tried to bitch slap me then I......

[A.J. Angel]

......laughed in his face called him a pathetic human being and went on my way. However, little wittle Tommy decided to follow me. He tried to bitch slap me then I......

...took out my nine and threatened him. As I was about to leave, something came back to my mind: is he the father of Suri? So I asked him the question with the gun against his chin...

[Syllypryde]

...took out my nine and threatened him. As I was about to leave, something came back to my mind: is he the father of Suri? So I asked him the question with the gun against his chin...

......he mumbled something incoherently and I laughed at him again. I told him and his scientologist buddies to go back into the closet, but.......

[Grant]

...just as i said that, 3 of his Scientologist buddies jumped out of a nearby closet and ambushed me. One of them tried to stab me with a herring. But i fought back. I grabbed the herring and...

[A.J. Angel]

...stabbed him. Then I took my nine and shot them. The three Scientologist were severely wounded but Tom Cruise had left the place as he ran quickly. But in the fight, he left out his wallet with everything in it from money to his I.D. card...

[Grant]

...and even an old dry cleaning receipt. Hmmm, Tom Cruise's wallet. "This could be useful later on in the story" i said to myself, just like a crazy person talking to himself. So i pocketed his wallet. It was heavy and weighed down my pants. I ran off to another area so we could continue the story, and as i crossed the river...

[Trish]

...and even an old dry cleaning receipt. Hmmm, Tom Cruise's wallet. "This could be useful later on in the story" i said to myself, just like a crazy person talking to himself. So i pocketed his wallet. It was heavy and weighed down my pants. I ran off to another area so we could continue the story, and as i crossed the river...

...Nessie, the Loch Ness monster popped up right in front of me.

"You DO exist!" I exclaimed.

And to my surprise, she replied in a Scottish accent that, she knew that Kate Beckinsale and Liz Hurley were getting cozy with Kate Winslet and Kiera Knightley! I thought for a moment that maybe Liz may be feeling a wee bit left out as the other girls' names began with a "K". I also thought to myself 'when did I start sounding Scottish using the phrase "a wee bit" '. I asked Nessie for a ride to where the girls were, but as I climbed up on Nessie's back...

[Syllypryde]

...I asked Nessie for a ride to where the girls were, but as I climbed up on Nessie's back...

Nessie said she was tired and decided to take a nap. Unfortunately, it seems Trish needs to find an alternative route to the girlies! So she picks up the phone and calls...... (Ghostbusters!!!)

[Grant]

...the operator. "Hello operator, give me the number for Pun Air please." And with that being said, i had booked a ticket on Pun Air flight 69.
Why i was boarding a plane without knowing the exact location of the girls is beyone me, but it will all work out fine in the end. Sure enough, the plane landed and just like magic, i found out the location of the girls.
The girls were...

[A.J. Angel]

...were all naked and sunbathing. I looked up carefully and I noticed that they haven't been oiled yet. So I thought I would surprise them in a kinky way by coming up to them and offering them to oil them as I, in luck, have a few bottles in my bag...

[Grant]

...were all naked and sunbathing. I looked up carefully and I noticed that they haven't been oiled yet. So I thought I would surprise them in a kinky way by coming up to them and offering them to oil them as I, in luck, have a few bottles in my bag......but to my horror, as i looked in my bag...

[Syllypryde]

...but to my horror, as i looked in my bag...

......there were only two vibrators in my bag. I was not sure if I should be so forward and ask the girls if they wanted to try them out. But, I got up the courage and decided to ask anyway. What did I have to lose? So I asked, and their response was......

[A.J. Angel]

......there were only two vibrators in my bag. I was not sure if I should be so forward and ask the girls if they wanted to try them out. But, I got up the courage and decided to ask anyway. What did I have to lose? So I asked, and their response was......

...yes. But before starting up trying those vibrators, we started to oil each other with the bottles I had to heat us up in a way. We then started to do the tryout and the vibrators...

[Trish]

...yes. But before starting up trying those vibrators, we started to oil each other with the bottles I had to heat us up in a way. We then started to do the tryout and the vibrators...

... and realized that they had those cheap batteries in them and died before the first buzz! The girls all turned their frustrated eyes on me as I felt so embarrassed for having listened to Tom Cruise about trying pod people batteries. But, I remembered I had his wallet and so I...

[A.J. Angel]

... and realized that they had those cheap batteries in them and died before the first buzz! The girls all turned their frustrated eyes on me as I felt so embarrassed for having listened to Tom Cruise about trying pod people batteries. But, I remembered I had his wallet and so I...

...told them that it was all his fault and that we should go and pay him a special visit. The girls agreed and we went to his place only to find out that Katie has gone to Paris for the fashion week with Victoria Beckham and that Tom was out...

[Syllypryde]

...told them that it was all his fault and that we should go and pay him a special visit. The girls agreed and we went to his place only to find out that Katie has gone to Paris for the fashion week with Victoria Beckham and that Tom was out...

......so we decided to fly to Paris to find Katie and see if she wanted to join us in our little sex party. Her answer? Well, Katie said. I......

[Grant]

......so we decided to fly to Paris to find Katie and see if she wanted to join us in our little sex party. Her answer? Well, Katie said. I.........can't join you. There is much i need to do. I must go now, my planet needs me.
And with that being said, she floated up into the sky and disappeared. Luckily i placed a tracking bug on her before she took off.
So i pulled out my Continuim Transfunctioner, enabled the tracking receptors, locked horns, and...

[Trish]

...can't join you. There is much i need to do. I must go now, my planet needs me.
And with that being said, she floated up into the sky and disappeared. Luckily i placed a tracking bug on her before she took off.
So i pulled out my Continuim Transfunctioner, enabled the tracking receptors, locked horns, and...

... the damn thing died on me cuz I didn't recharge the batteries long enough. Grumbling something about pod people, I turned around to find Chris Klein fumbling towards me with a half empty bottle of rum, yammering something about the love of his life falling into the hands of the ultimate pod evangelist.

I backhanded him just to shut him up and when the bottle of rum began to fall, out of nowhere came Captain Jack Sparrow. In a amazing leap, he caught the bottle of rum without spilling a single drop.

"We musn't waste da rum! Are ye lookin fer sumfink?"

Dumbfounded, I responded...

[Syllypryde]

... the damn thing died on me cuz I didn't recharge the batteries long enough. Grumbling something about pod people, I turned around to find Chris Klein fumbling towards me with a half empty bottle of rum, yammering something about the love of his life falling into the hands of the ultimate pod evangelist.

I backhanded him just to shut him up and when the bottle of rum began to fall, out of nowhere came Captain Jack Sparrow. In a amazing leap, he caught the bottle of rum without spilling a single drop.

"We musn't waste da rum! Are ye lookin fer sumfink?"

Dumbfounded, I responded...

"......Yes, I am looking for something. I am looking for a reason to kill you if you do not leave me alone!" Captain Jack cried like a little bitch and ran away. So here I am. The girls are nowhere to be found and my chances of shagging them is slipping farther and farther away. I need to come up with my plan. I need a full proof plan. I thought for a moment and then I decided......

[Grant]

"......Yes, I am looking for something. I am looking for a reason to kill you if you do not leave me alone!" Captain Jack cried like a little bitch and ran away. So here I am. The girls are nowhere to be found and my chances of shagging them is slipping farther and farther away. I need to come up with my plan. I need a full proof plan. I thought for a moment and then I decided.........that a fool-proof plan was not the best idea since i was an idiot and not a fool, so it will most likely come crashing down on me.
After a while, i got to thinking 'what would Macgyver do?' It was at that exact passage in time that it hit me, and it hurt. I threw the stick back to the guy with his dog, "You fool! Watch where you're throwing that thing! You hit me!"
I found a paperclip on the ground, a lightbulb in my bag, and pulled a dove out of my pocket.
With these 3 items, i....

[Trish]

...that a fool-proof plan was not the best idea since i was an idiot and not a fool, so it will most likely come crashing down on me.
After a while, i got to thinking 'what would Macgyver do?' It was at that exact passage in time that it hit me, and it hurt. I threw the stick back to the guy with his dog, "You fool! Watch where you're throwing that thing! You hit me!"
I found a paperclip on the ground, a lightbulb in my bag, and pulled a dove out of my pocket.
With these 3 items, i....

... managed to attach the lightblub to the paperclip (don't ask) and told the dove to hold the paperclipped lightblub in its mouth. I said, "Take this to Tom Cruise so he can get a clue!" The dove winked at me which made me slightly uneasy, but flew off to give Tom the message anyway.

Just then, a bike messenger peddled up to me and handed me a Mission Impossible Self-Destructing Envelope. I tore it open and it read...

[Grant]

... managed to attach the lightblub to the paperclip (don't ask) and told the dove to hold the paperclipped lightblub in its mouth. I said, "Take this to Tom Cruise so he can get a clue!" The dove winked at me which made me slightly uneasy, but flew off to give Tom the message anyway.

Just then, a bike messenger peddled up to me and handed me a Mission Impossible Self-Destructing Envelope. I tore it open and it read......*Ahem*
"To whom it may concern,

You are being issued a fine to the sum of $50,000 for copyright breach of the term 'Mission Impossible Self-Destructing Envelope'.
Do this again and you will face a heavy penalty or possibly death."

I had no idea what to do! I was still confused as to why the dove winked at me and how.
So i did the only thing i could think of at that moment. I...

[Trish]

...*Ahem*
"To whom it may concern,

You are being issued a fine to the sum of $50,000 for copyright breach of the term 'Mission Impossible Self-Destructing Envelope'.
Do this again and you will face a heavy penalty or possibly death."

I had no idea what to do! I was still confused as to why the dove winked at me and how.
So i did the only thing i could think of at that moment. I...

... handed the Mission Impossible Self-Destructing Envelope to the bike messenger. And do you believe he actually took it?

He said, "Hey, don't kill the messenger."

But as he said it, the envelope exploded and I smiled with glee. I wiped his DNA off of me and was about to wash my hands off in the water fountain when...

[Grant]

... handed the Mission Impossible Self-Destructing Envelope to the bike messenger. And do you believe he actually took it?

He said, "Hey, don't kill the messenger."

But as he said it, the envelope exploded and I smiled with glee. I wiped his DNA off of me and was about to wash my hands off in the water fountain when......my phone rang. It was Bill Clinton. Now i was even more spaced out as to why Bill's calling and how he got my cell phone number.
As i was just about to answer it, a shark jumped out of the fountain and...

[Syllypryde]

...my phone rang. It was Bill Clinton. Now i was even more spaced out as to why Bill's calling and how he got my cell phone number.
As i was just about to answer it, a shark jumped out of the fountain and...

.....bit off my left asscheek. Now having problems sitting down, I decided to trod along. Bill is still on the other end of the phone spewing his bullshit, I told him my hooker friend is going to give back the blue dress because it does not fit her. Bill said that it was a gift and that she could not return it. Raging mad, I told Bill......

[Trish]

.....bit off my left asscheek. Now having problems sitting down, I decided to trod along. Bill is still on the other end of the phone spewing his bullshit, I told him my hooker friend is going to give back the blue dress because it does not fit her. Bill said that it was a gift and that she could not return it. Raging mad, I told Bill......

... that HE should wear the blue dress and he willingly agreed, once I told him I have the negatives of him and Alyssa in a compromising position. As a mental note, I have no idea who Alyssa is, but apparantly Bill does and he doesn't want something about compromising positions to surface after the whole Monica debacle. I also told him I'd need my left asscheek reconstructed and he said...

[Syllypryde]

... that HE should wear the blue dress and he willingly agreed, once I told him I have the negatives of him and Alyssa in a compromising position. As a mental note, I have no idea who Alyssa is, but apparantly Bill does and he doesn't want something about compromising positions to surface after the whole Monica debacle. I also told him I'd need my left asscheek reconstructed and he said...

......there was nothing he could do about it. "If you want a whole ass..." Bill continued to say,"...you can have a talk with George Bush!" I asked him why he hated Bush so much. I figured it was because he took the presidency from him, but Bill told me otherwise. "The real reason I hate George Bush is........."

[Grant]

......there was nothing he could do about it. "If you want a whole ass..." Bill continued to say,"...you can have a talk with George Bush!" I asked him why he hated Bush so much. I figured it was because he took the presidency from him, but Bill told me otherwise. "The real reason I hate George Bush is........."....because he stole my lunch money! I was going to buy some gummi bears with that money.."
The scary thing was that this only happened last week. The story now takes an interesting turn when Tom Cruise resurfaced and pulled his face off, showing us that he's really an illegal alien pod person type guy dude.
Now that i knew the truth about Tom, i....