The Official SSLive Glossary

[stacia]

I was just thinking of sayings that we have around here that are probably confusing as hell to those who have just joined us. So, I think we should make a list of all the crazy things we have said in here (and will continue to say, I'm sure). I don't have the time right now to begin a full list, but here's an example:

1. Pink Punci: an alcoholic drink named after a woman's private parts.

And so on, and so forth.

[Grant]

LOL!!

It was only a matter of time.. :icon_lol: :icon_roll :icon_peac

[stacia]

LOL!!

It was only a matter of time.. :icon_lol: :icon_roll :icon_peac Have any submissions, SSD? OMG! SSD! There's a submission right there! :icon_lol:

[Grant]

Have any submissions, SSD? OMG! SSD! There's a submission right there! :icon_lol:Lol, Allow me..

SSD: Sweet Sugah Daddy. A pet name given to me by Stacia. :p

[Sandra Shine]

Lol, Allow me..

SSD: Sweet Sugah Daddy. A pet name given to me by Stacia. :p

Grantie,

I think you have the right to post and explain the MasturCard ;)

[nick knight1227]

Yeah Grant, what's that all about????

[Grant]

Grantie,

I think you have the right to post and explain the MasturCard ;)

Yeah Grant, what's that all about????
I think that goes hand in hand with masturdriving.
Stacia, i think you can help me with this since it's partly your doings as well.
So which one do you want to explain? Masturcard or masturdriving?

[stacia]

Masturdriving: The act of masturbating while driving.

You can explain my MasturCard, Grantie. I'll mention the other credit cards that don't have a visual to go with them (yet).

SSL Credit Cards:

American Asspress
Vulvisa
Dickscover

:D

[Sandra Shine]

Masturdriving: The act of masturbating while driving.

You can explain my MasturCard, Grantie. I'll mention the other credit cards that don't have a visual to go with them (yet).

SSL Credit Cards:

American Asspress
Vulvisa
Dickscover

:D

That is very good.. I think we really need to make one like that... :D
Well done, Babe :love:

[stacia]

That is very good.. I think we really need to make one like that... :D
Well done, Babe :love: Thanks, San. Maybe Grantie will make these cards as well. He's very good at that.

[Wild Honey]

I've got to go with Ho aka snow.:icon_yes:

[Sandra Shine]

I've got to go with Ho aka snow.:icon_yes:

Oh, yes and dont forget to mention the ho-men ;)

[stacia]

OMG, how can I forget my favorite Hungarian word!

Mellbimbos: "Nipples" in Hungarian.
Mell and Bimbo: The names of Sandra and Stacia's adorable children.

[Sandra Shine]

OMG, how can I forget my favorite Hungarian word!

Mellbimbos: "Nipples" in Hungarian.
Mell and Bimbo: The names of Sandra and Stacia's adorable children.

Oh yes... How could you almost forget ?

[Grant]

Thanks, San. Maybe Grantie will make these cards as well. He's very good at that.Thanks. But i may have a wee little bit of trouble with American Express/Asspress. It's just a tad bit tougher than i expected it to be.

I'm not even sure i can explain Masturcard as Stacia also created that word. I just did the visuals. Ok, i'll give it a go and if i'm wrong anywhere, you can correct me.

MasturCard: A pisstake on MasterCard. The forum's own credit card, used to make punci payments.

Now Stacia has another one to explain.. :icon_roll :icon_lol:

[Sandra Shine]

Ok, here is a new one called Popsi Cola :)
(popsi means ass in a cute way in Hungarian)

[stacia]

Thanks for reminding me, SSD!

Punci Payments: The act of paying for services in weekly (or daily) installments of pussy (punci).

[stacia]

Ok, here is a new one called Popsi Cola :)
(popsi means ass in a cute way in Hungarian) OMG, Popsi? Punci? Well, when we have more children, I think I now know what we should name them. :D

[stacia]

Sandra said this a couple a months ago, and it just cracked me up!

Puss and butt: Well...puss and butt!

[stacia]

Tamborat: What you get when you cross Tam's limegreen bathing suit with Borat's lime green bathing suit.

I think Tam came up with this one:

Maggierita: A cocktail best served with salt around the glass.

[Razor]

BOB: Battery Operated Boyfriend sometimes called a vibrator... something every girl needs. :D

XOXO;

Maggie

[Razor]

Maggierita: A cocktail best served with salt around the glass.
Umm... Nope that’s a Margarita, a Maggierita is a dish best experienced on satin sheets in a candle lit room... oh yeah almost forgot, it’s only served to women. :icon_yes:

Umm, Sandra when would you like your Maggierita?

XOXO;

Maggie

[Wild Honey]

BOB: Battery Operated Boyfriend sometime called a vibrator... something every girl needs. :D

XOXO;

Maggie

Maybe for you and I but I'm guessing Stacia doesn't refer to it as such.:icon_lol:

[Razor]

Maybe for you and I but I'm guessing Stacia doesn't refer to it as such.:icon_lol:(Hommer Simpson voice) Doh!!! :o :icon_roll

LOL... yeah, I wonder what she'll come up with. :icon_lol:

XOXO;

Maggie

[Wild Honey]

(Hommer Simpson voice) Doh!!! :o :icon_roll

LOL... yeah, I wonder what she'll come up with. :icon_lol:

XOXO;

Maggie

I'm going for Battery Operated Bitch.:icon_peac

[Razor]

I'm going for Battery Operated Bitch.:icon_peacLOL... ROFLMAO!!! Thanks Karen I needed that!!! :cuppp:

XOXO;

Maggie

[Sandra Shine]

Umm, Sandra when would you like your Maggierita?

Maggie

What about.... Now? :D

[stacia]

Maybe for you and I but I'm guessing Stacia doesn't refer to it as such.:icon_lol: Yup, y'all know me well, eh? I like the "other" solution for "BOB." ;)

[Razor]

What about.... Now? :D(sigh) Oh my, ok we'll be right over. :) :cuppp: :love:

XOXO;

Maggie

[Grant]

Maybe for you and I but I'm guessing Stacia doesn't refer to it as such.:icon_lol:When i saw this, the phrase Battery Operated Girlfriend came to mind.
But that would make the short version BOG. And that's not good.

I don't think she'll want to 'unwind' with a BOG.. I really don't. :icon_yike :icon_roll

[Trish]

And here I thought BOG meant Been On Gerber. Cuz you know, with your wisdom teeth out and all? :icon_lol:

[Grant]

And here I thought BOG meant Been On Gerber. Cuz you know, with your wisdom teeth out and all? :icon_lol:Oh T.. :icon_roll
I'm well off the baby food now. :icon_yes:

[Razor]

Hi All,

Here's a quick guide to some of the pilot lingo I occasionaly use:

Alpha Hotel - Phonetics for Asshole.
Bravo Zulu - Praise for a job well done.
Delta Sierra - Phonetics for “dumb shit”: describes a stupid action, and erases all previous Bravo Zulus and Sierra Hotels.
Fangs Out - In the military a pilot who has his fangs out is really hot for a dogfight. In the civilian world a pilot who has his or her fangs out is hot for a member of the opposite sex. Also when a pilot is hot for a new piece of gear or hot to do something.
Fangs Sunk in Floorboard - In the military it's what happens when a fighter pilot boresights on a kill but ends up getting shot down himself. In the civilian world it's what happens when pilot loses out on the object of his or her desires.
Sierra Hotel - Phonetic abbreviation for “shit hot,” high praise; a pilot’s favorite and all-purpose expression of approval.
Whiskey Delta - Phonetics for “Weak Dick,” such a scurrilous term that it’s almost never used, generally a pilot who can’t cut it, but it can also be used to describe anyone who is a sorry excuse for a human being.