General Talking With Sandra archive thread

[Razor]

I'm bored. I feel like this thread's been really slow lately. Anyways, I'll tell you all a ridiculous story about my day. I went to Wal-Mart to buy some Tylenol Cold, and apparently there's this new thing where you have to take a plastic card that has a picture of the product and bring it to the pharmacy (for certain medicines at least). So I take the card over to the pharmacy, and the lady asks me for a photo ID. I show her my license, and she goes over to talk to an associate. She comes back, and she tells me "I hate to do this to you... but I can't sell it to you" because I'm not 18 yet. What the fuck. Since when do you have to be 18 to buy cold medicine?? I mean, I understand the age limit on cigarettes, porn, piercings, and voting... but cold medicine?? Seriously??One of the key ingredients Tylenol Cold and many other over the counter cold medicines is Pseudoephedrine... Pseudoephedrine is used in the production of Methamphetamine so most stores are restricting sales of products that contain Pseudoephedrine.

[ange_r]

I can't believe they wouldn't let you buy any cold medicine because you are not 18 yet. That is so unfair. That is just horrible. :icon_yike I guess they want you to be more ill without the medicine, those cold hearted bastards. :mad: When I bought some cold medicine in a grocery store a while ago I did have to bring one of those dumb plastic cards to the check out stand, but they never asked for ID. I thought people were not suppose to ask for your ID, you just bring the card up there, get your medicine, and then you're out the door. I guess they have a new and really stupid rule now so they can even make it more harder for people. Or maybe that is just WalMart's rule. That store is crazy enough as it is and it is just like them for doing soemthing like that. Try calling around a few grocery stores to see if an ID is required to buy cold medicine. Hope this helps. Sorry about what happened Ange, I hope you feel better. :)

Just think: in a month, I won't have to deal with this crap anymore.

[ange_r]

One of the key ingredients Tylenol Cold and many other over the counter cold medicines is Pseudoephedrine... Pseudoephedrine is used in the production of Methamphetamine so most stores are restricting sales of products that contain Pseudoephedrine.

The weird thing was there were other Tylenol products like severe congestion and sinus for sale that didn't require the little plastic card. It just happened that the one I wanted wasn't available :icon_evil .

[CrazyCop]

LOL... I figured I lull him into a false sense of security with a hug and a little peck on the cheek... that way he'll be all "oh damn, that's going to leave a mark" when I drop the hammer on him. :icon_yes: :icon_lol: :icon_evil :icon_lol:

XOXO;

Maggie ROFL

I'm so stupid, that would work too!!!!!

[Surfer Babe]

I'm bored. I feel like this thread's been really slow lately.
tell me about it! i feel like my time zone is behind everybody else's. it's barely 10:30 p.m. here and i'm either too early or too late from everybody. :icon_roll


Anyways, I'll tell you all a ridiculous story about my day. I went to Wal-Mart to buy some Tylenol Cold, and apparently there's this new thing where you have to take a plastic card that has a picture of the product and bring it to the pharmacy (for certain medicines at least). So I take the card over to the pharmacy, and the lady asks me for a photo ID. I show her my license, and she goes over to talk to an associate. She comes back, and she tells me "I hate to do this to you... but I can't sell it to you" because I'm not 18 yet. What the fuck. Since when do you have to be 18 to buy cold medicine?? I mean, I understand the age limit on cigarettes, porn, piercings, and voting... but cold medicine?? Seriously??
all cold medicine with methamphetimine is restricted even for over the counter drugs...you can thank your local meth labs for that. ass:icon_cens!!

[stacia]

Oh man! I came home this morning, only to be greeted by one of these on my door:
http://www.cirrusimage.com/Mantids/mantis_11.jpg

Yes, a Praying Mantis (not to be confused with Andrew Matis) was waiting for me! It was pretty big, probably as long as my hand. Of course it scared the hell outta me, and I let out a little scream. But, he meant me no harm (it was actually kinda cute). So, I slowly opened my door, went inside and closed it. Maybe he'll get bored with my door and move on lol. I keep wanting to get up to see if he's still out there. lol

[Wild Honey]

LOL... I figured I lull him into a false sense of security with a hug and a little peck on the cheek... that way he'll be all "oh damn, that's going to leave a mark" when I drop the hammer on him. :icon_yes: :icon_lol: :icon_evil :icon_lol:

XOXO;

Maggie

I'm flattered.:icon_redf :rolleyes: My heroine :love: :cuppp: . Not heroin for the druggies Ange. Got busted trying to start a meth lab . :icon_lol: I've been sick this week and tried to buy 2 products with pseudoephedrine in them and God forbid I couldn't have them both because I might have a meth lab in my house. I feel for you Ange.:cuppp:

[Wild Honey]

Oh man! I came home this morning, only to be greeted by one of these on my door:
http://www.cirrusimage.com/Mantids/mantis_11.jpg

Yes, a Praying Mantis (not to be confused with Andrew Matis) was waiting for me! It was pretty big, probably as long as my hand. Of course it scared the hell outta me, and I let out a little scream. But, he meant me no harm (it was actually kinda cute). So, I slowly opened my door, went inside and closed it. Maybe he'll get bored with my door and move on lol. I keep wanting to get up to see if he's still out there. lol

He'll still be there praying for you in the morning. :icon_lol:

[Razor]

The weird thing was there were other Tylenol products like severe congestion and sinus for sale that didn't require the little plastic card. It just happened that the one I wanted wasn't available :icon_evil .I'm not sure why that is since they all contain Pseudoephedrine.

It sucks that stores have to do things like this but any idiot with a knowledge of high school chemistry and a death wish can set a lab and start cooking meth pretty quickly.

[Razor]

ROFL

I'm so stupid, that would work too!!!!!You're not alone sweetie, most men would. :)

XOXO;

Maggie

[Grant]

Umm... yeah... not... :cuppp:

OMG, that was just... umm... frightening. :icon_roll :cuppp:

It's not you... you're both sweeties, it's just that outside of the one I married I can't think of man that turns me on.

XOXO;

MaggieHahaha :icon_lol:
Yeah, it's cool. I know what you mean. :)

[Grant]

Tighty Whitees!!!!!!!!!!:icon_biggLOL! You'd like that wouldn't you? :icon_lol: :icon_roll No, not quite those.


Shit.....back in that prison (what I call that dorm I lived in), I would have kicked AT LEAST five asses a night, and at least ten on weekends, from all the times I got woken up from stupid loud people. Well, i can sleep through noise if the need be.
I think the only time i've actually been woken up by something loud, it was my brother who did it. I got an old car air horn off my grandfather which i was going to put on my car. My brother got hold of it, connected the trumpets to a foot pump and stood in my doorway at like 7:30 in the morning.
He then stamped on the pump. I don't think i've ever woken up as quick as i did then.

[Grant]

Shit.......the earrings are off.

Well, there's only one way I can get out of the pain now. For those of you that have seen the movie: Sin City .....I'm pulling what Hartigan did in the end......:icon_yikeGood one Joe! Now look what you've done.. :icon_roll
The earrings are off, Forrest's running, and a dog is barking somewhere in the world. :icon_no:
How do we fix this one? :p

[ange_r]

tell me about it! i feel like my time zone is behind everybody else's. it's barely 10:30 p.m. here and i'm either too early or too late from everybody. :icon_roll
Yeah, that sucks. By the time you're out of classes, half the world is asleep. I think you're only 6 hours behind me though, so that's not too bad, since I'm awake during the ungodly hours of the night.



all cold medicine with methamphetimine is restricted even for over the counter drugs...you can thank your local meth labs for that. ass:icon_cens!!
That's... retarded.

[ange_r]

Oh man! I came home this morning, only to be greeted by one of these on my door:
http://www.cirrusimage.com/Mantids/mantis_11.jpg

Yes, a Praying Mantis (not to be confused with Andrew Matis) was waiting for me! It was pretty big, probably as long as my hand. Of course it scared the hell outta me, and I let out a little scream. But, he meant me no harm (it was actually kinda cute). So, I slowly opened my door, went inside and closed it. Maybe he'll get bored with my door and move on lol. I keep wanting to get up to see if he's still out there. lol
Ew.

[ange_r]

I'm flattered.:icon_redf :rolleyes: My heroine :love: :cuppp: . Not heroin for the druggies Ange. Got busted trying to start a meth lab . :icon_lol: I've been sick this week and tried to buy 2 products with pseudoephedrine in them and God forbid I couldn't have them both because I might have a meth lab in my house. I feel for you Ange.:cuppp:
lol :icon_lol: Oh Karen, you get a hug from me :icon_hug: .

[Sandra Shine]

Hey all, how is it going?
I was opening the forum today and I met up that huge bug on my screen.
Babe, what is it doing here? :icon_roll

[CrazyCop]

Hey all, how is it going?
I was opening the forum today and I met up that huge bug on my screen.
Babe, what is it doing here? :icon_roll LOL.........you'll find out soon enough, Sandra.

Wait a second.......are you calling me names again? :icon_cry: :icon_roll :icon_lol:

[Sandra Shine]

i let you see my pic(took yesterday)
and stop to ask what i said on signature ( now and future ), okay ? ? :nono:
i can tell you that it isn't important. trust me , craziest Trish...:icon_wave :icon_mrgr

Now you got me curious too :)
I am sure it is something like " I am the naughtiest little thing here in the forum" :icon_peac

[stacia]

Hey all, how is it going?
I was opening the forum today and I met up that huge bug on my screen.
Babe, what is it doing here? :icon_roll lol, San. Well, I was telling everyone a story, but NOW...he is your punishment for you know what! ;)

[Razor]

Now you got me curious too :)
I am sure it is something like " I am the naughtiest little thing here in the forum" :icon_peacUmm, excuse me but I though I was the "naughtiest little thing" here. :D :cuppp: :love:

XOXO;

Maggie

[CrazyCop]

Umm, excuse me but I though I was the "naughtiest little thing" here. :D :cuppp: :love:

XOXO;

Maggie Are we going to have to have a naughty contest on the forum?
..............
Wait a second........ladies doing naughty things....+ a contest.......=....Well, where do I sign up to be a judge? :D :icon_peac :banana:

[Razor]

What's everyone doing this weekend? We're hoping to have a small party on Sunday but it looking like we're going to be rained out.

[Razor]

Are we going to have to have a naughty contest on the forum?
..............
Wait a second........ladies doing naughty things....+ a contest.......=....Well, where do I sign up to be a judge? :D :icon_peac :banana:Oh lord, you may want to borrow AJ's shovel... :icon_roll :icon_yes: :icon_lol:

[stacia]

I would like everyone to know that Miss Sandra Shine is a baaaaad girl today!

She finally received my b-day gift, and she's been teasing me for 3 HOURS by not opening it!

Should I spank her?

[Grant]

Oh lord, you may want to borrow AJ's shovel... :icon_roll :icon_yes: :icon_lol:LOL!
*Dig, dig, dig* :icon_roll

[stacia]

tell me about it! i feel like my time zone is behind everybody else's. it's barely 10:30 p.m. here and i'm either too early or too late from everybody. :icon_roll




I was here with you last night (or, this morning), Sweetness, but you left before I could say anything to you. :(

[Dara]

What's everyone doing this weekend? We're hoping to have a small party on Sunday but it looking like we're going to be rained out.

I hope you can still have your party Jeff. Let's hope that it doesn't rain. I am probably going to the movies on Saturday to see the action movie Crank. After that I have homework to do. College professors are mean for giving there students homework on a 3 day vacation. :(

[Razor]

I would like everyone to know that Miss Sandra Shine is a baaaaad girl today!

She finally received my b-day gift, and she's been teasing me for 3 HOURS by not opening it!

Should I spank her?No, you should offer to help open it so you can be there to see her reaction... I suspect she's going to want to hug the stuffing out of you. ;)

[Grant]

I was here with you last night (or, this morning), Sweetness, but you left before I could say anything to you. :(Maybe she didn't know because you were hiding.. :p

[stacia]

No, you should offer to help open it so you can be there to see her reaction... I suspect she's going to want to hug the stuffing out of you. ;) Thanks, Jeff. :) But, I know Sandra...she's enjoying torturing me like this. lol.

[stacia]

Maybe she didn't know because you were hiding.. :p

So does she! LOL

[Razor]

I hope you can still have your party Jeff. Let's hope that it doesn't rain. I am probably going to the movies on Saturday to see the action movie Crank. After that I have homework to do. College professors are mean for giving there students homework on a 3 day vacation. :(LOL... Umm... Excuse me but I was one of those heartless professors until about a week ago. ;)

[Razor]

Thanks, Jeff. :) But, I know Sandra...she's enjoying torturing me like this. lol.LOL, I'm sure she is. :cuppp: I'm also sure she's going to love it and you for sending it... :)

[Frenchy]

Thanks, Jeff. :) But, I know Sandra...she's enjoying torturing me like this. lol.
If not food :icon_bigg
I'm sure Sandra want wait the birthday date for open all gifts !
Perhaps Sandra can't wait too !!
I'm sure Stacia you say that for take nice words from Sandra :icon_yes:
Come on Stacia, I spanking you !

[Dara]

LOL... Umm... Excuse me but I was one of those heartless professors until about a week ago. ;)

Whoops.... Sorry Jeff. Can you ever forgive me? :icon_frow

[ange_r]

What's everyone doing this weekend? We're hoping to have a small party on Sunday but it looking like we're going to be rained out.
I'm planning to go to NYC this weekend to visit a friend, but right now the weather's screwing up my plans :icon_evil , so we'll see what happens.

[Razor]

Whoops.... Sorry Jeff. Can you ever forgive me? :icon_frowSure... :) :cuppp:

[Razor]

Well that was a waste of time... I decided to spend some quality time with the BETA version of Windows Vista Ultimate and Office 2007 Professional this afternoon... About all I can say is... Aaarrrggghhh!!! :icon_evil

[stacia]

LOL, I'm sure she is. :cuppp: I'm also sure she's going to love it and you for sending it... :) Thanks, Jeff. :) However, it's been several hours, and I still haven't heard back from her. Maybe she opened it, hated it, and decided to send it back. lol

[Trish]

i let you see my pic(took yesterday)
and stop to ask what i said on signature ( now and future ), okay ? ? :nono:
i can tell you that it isn't important. trust me , craziest Trish...:icon_wave :icon_mrgr

Okay, I dunno why, but I'm going in...

What pic? I didn't see any picture of you. And I'm the crazy one? Okay.

[Sandra Shine]

Thanks, Jeff. :) However, it's been several hours, and I still haven't heard back from her. Maybe she opened it, hated it, and decided to send it back. lol

Nope, I still did not open it.
I want to record it for her to see my face while opening it :D

[Razor]

Thanks, Jeff. :) However, it's been several hours, and I still haven't heard back from her. Maybe she opened it, hated it, and decided to send it back. lolUmm... Nah she's torturing you. :)

[Razor]

Nope, I still did not open it.
I want to record it for her to see my face while opening it :D(laughing) You are so bad... and so lovable. :) :icon_hug: :cuppp: :love:

[Wild Honey]

What's everyone doing this weekend? We're hoping to have a small party on Sunday but it looking like we're going to be rained out.

I'm working. :icon_roll So after being sick all week I decided to do yardwork today. I planted 4 trees. Note to self : Next time I feel like doing manual labor invite Ange over. :icon_lol:

[ange_r]

I'm working. :icon_roll So after being sick all week I decided to do yardwork today. I planted 4 trees. Note to self : Next time I feel like doing manual labor invite Ange over. :icon_lol:
Four trees is impressive. Al Gore thanks you for caring about nature.

Manual labor? No problem. I'm sure you'd love to see me all sweaty with my muscles bulging out as I work :icon_lol: .

I hope your cold/flu/stomachache/sickness is gone. If not, feel better :cuppp: .

[Wild Honey]

Four trees is impressive. Al Gore thanks you for caring about nature.

Manual labor? No problem. I'm sure you'd love to see me all sweaty with my muscles bulging out as I work :icon_lol: .

I hope your cold/flu/stomachache/sickness is gone. If not, feel better :cuppp: .

With it being 104 degrees this summer i'm trying to fix the ozone layer over my house.:icon_bigg

I used to be able to do manual labor. It doesn't agree with me anymore.:icon_roll I get enough of that shit at work.:icon_yes:

Work it baby!!!!!!!!!!!!:banana:

I do feel better now thank you. I hope you are fully recovered yourself after being denied drugs. :cuppp:

[ange_r]

With it being 104 degrees this summer i'm trying to fix the ozone layer over my house.:icon_bigg

I used to be able to do manual labor. It doesn't agree with me anymore.:icon_roll I get enough of that shit at work.:icon_yes:

Work it baby!!!!!!!!!!!!:banana:

I do feel better now thank you. I hope you are fully recovered yourself after being denied drugs. :cuppp:

104°F?? Where the heck do you live? That's disgustingly hot. Luckily autumn's just around the corner.

I'm feeling better than I did. I think it's just one of those two-day colds.

[ange_r]

I just rewatched Pink Velvet 3 and I think I fell in lust with Sandra all over again :love: :cuppp: .

[stacia]

Umm... Nah she's torturing you. :)

OMG, and then she sent me a picture of her holding it (still unopened)!

Ohhh, she is going to PAY for this one. :D

Okay, nighty-night!

[Trish]

Wow, Kitty. You're a cutie!

[Razor]

OMG, and then she sent me a picture of her holding it (still unopened)!

Ohhh, she is going to PAY for this one. :D

Okay, nighty-night!LOL... Oh lord, she's having way too much fun with you... and your loving every minute of it. :icon_yes:

[Grant]

Well that was a waste of time... I decided to spend some quality time with the BETA version of Windows Vista Ultimate and Office 2007 Professional this afternoon... About all I can say is... Aaarrrggghhh!!! :icon_evilJeff, was that an "Aaarrrggghhh!!!" because it's a BETA version, or an "Aaarrrggghhh!!!" because the program in general is frustrating, bad, and you're sick of it. :icon_roll :icon_lol:

[Razor]

Jeff, was that an "Aaarrrggghhh!!!" because it's a BETA version, or an "Aaarrrggghhh!!!" because the program in general is frustrating, bad, and you're sick of it. :icon_roll :icon_lol:A little of both... My preferred anti-virus, anti-spyware and personal firewall software aren't compatible with Windows Vista and won't run on the BETA. The UI is such a radical change from Windows XP that it took me a half hour to configure my wireless LAN, something I could do in five minutes under XP or in about 3 on Mac.

Microsoft seems to be trying to make Windows Vista more "Mac like" but I think they’ve missed the mark in a big way... Instead of making things easier they’ve made them more complex. Suffices to say I'm not impressed.

[stacia]

If not food :icon_bigg
I'm sure Sandra want wait the birthday date for open all gifts !
Perhaps Sandra can't wait too !!
I'm sure Stacia you say that for take nice words from Sandra :icon_yes:
Come on Stacia, I spanking you !

You're funny, Michel. :) Maybe I should have told her that there's popcorn in there.

[Grant]

With it being 104 degrees this summer i'm trying to fix the ozone layer over my house.:icon_bigg


104°F?? Where the heck do you live? That's disgustingly hot. Luckily autumn's just around the corner.

I'm feeling better than I did. I think it's just one of those two-day colds.And it sounds even hotter to me, i use the Celsius scale.

Good to hear you're feeling better Ange. :)

[stacia]

I'm working. :icon_roll So after being sick all week I decided to do yardwork today. I planted 4 trees. Note to self : Next time I feel like doing manual labor invite Ange over. :icon_lol: Then I'll come over, and kick those trees' asses!

Um...anyway...glad you're feeling better, Boo. :love:

[Shine On Sandra]

Ew.
Preying Mantis are the creepiest looking things. The females, after sex with the males, bite the the heads off the males before the poor insect bastard can even finish getting his end out. What a horrifying image, headless hideous insect still pumping away, having no awareness that it's dead & still fucking! Translate this to a Stephen King short story with humans & you got the stuff of great horror literature & nightmares!

Last night, while watching television in our bedroom, my SO and I were startled by a horrible hissing/chirping sound coming from... somewhere. Sounded like a cricket only ten times LOUDER, faster & more frightening, building to a monstrous crescendo. I knew it was some nightmare species of large arthropod that got into our room through a small space where our AC is mounted in the window. All we could do was wait for it to make its appearance, and hopefully not in a crawling way on our faces in the darkness as we slumbered. Finally, I saw it. No less than 3" full inches long (seriously) and GREEN, crawling along the wall high up near the ceiling, it looked like something out of the bible that was sent to plague the Pharaohs of Egypt & slaughter their 1st born. Must have been a kind of locust, or katydid, and as I remembered the screaming, screeching sound of horror it made earlier, and wondered what type of HUGE chewing, EATING maw that could make a sound like that, I climbed up on a chair & disposed of it with a crushing blow from a DVD jewel box. Sorry for any Buddhists or bug lovers lurking in the forum reading this and shaking their heads at my callousness at handling the situation, but there was just NO WAY I was going to tenderly capture & cup that monster in my hands, open a window and release it, shouting, "Fly, grasshopper, fly!"

This is an absolutely true story with little hyperbole. I think I have insect fear.

~SOS~

[Grant]

A little of both... My preferred anti-virus, anti-spyware and personal firewall software aren't compatible with Windows Vista and won't run on the BETA. The UI is such a radical change from Windows XP that it took me a half hour to configure my wireless LAN, something I could do in five minutes under XP or in about 3 on Mac.

Microsoft seems to be trying to make Windows Vista more "Mac like" but I think they’ve missed the mark in a big way... Instead of making things easier they’ve made them more complex. Suffices to say I'm not impressed.Ah yes. Vista is the new one that's taking over from XP.
Well if it's how you say it is, i sure hope i don't have to upgrade to it..
30 mins? Jeez. They should just leave it how it is. People don't like radical change like that.. If only they understood..
"Microsoft! You are NOT Apple! Forget about it!"

What anti-virus software do you use?

[Razor]

Ah yes. Vista is the new one that's taking over from XP.
Well if it's how you say it is, i sure hope i don't have to upgrade to it..
30 mins? Jeez. They should just leave it how it is. People don't like radical change like that.. If only they understood..
"Microsoft! You are NOT Apple! Forget about it!"

What anti-virus software do you use?F-Secure Internet Security 2006 at home and F-Secure Anti-Virus Client Security at work. (I'm also BETA Testing FSIS 2007).

I just did a fresh install of Windows Vista... I didn't nearly as long to setup my wireless LAN this time around. :icon_roll :icon_lol:

[Grant]

Then I'll come over, and kick those trees' asses!

Um...anyway...glad you're feeling better, Boo. :love:You get em Stacia! Bloody tree.. Kick it's ass! :icon_lol:

[Grant]

Preying Mantis are the creepiest looking things. The females, after sex with the males, bite the the heads off the males before the poor insect bastard can even finish getting his end out. What a horrifying image, headless hideous insect still pumping away, having no awareness that it's dead & still fucking! Translate this to a Stephen King short story with humans & you got the stuff of great horror literature & nightmares!

Last night, while watching television in our bedroom, my SO and I were startled by a horrible hissing/chirping sound coming from... somewhere. Sounded like a cricket only ten times LOUDER, faster & more frightening, building to a monstrous crescendo. I knew it was some nightmare species of large arthropod that got into our room through a small space where our AC is mounted in the window. All we could do was wait for it to make its appearance, and hopefully not in a crawling way on our faces in the darkness as we slumbered. Finally, I saw it. No less than 3" full inches long (seriously) and GREEN, crawling along the wall high up near the ceiling, it looked like something out of the bible that was sent to plague the Pharaohs of Egypt & slaughter their 1st born. Must have been a kind of locust, or katydid, and as I remembered the screaming, screeching sound of horror it made earlier, and wondered what type of HUGE chewing, EATING maw that could make a sound like that, I climbed up on a chair & disposed of it with a crushing blow from a DVD jewel box. Sorry for any Buddhists or bug lovers lurking in the forum reading this and shaking their heads at my callousness at handling the situation, but there was just NO WAY I was going to tenderly capture & cup that monster in my hands, open a window and release it, shouting, "Fly, grasshopper, fly!"

This is an absolutely true story with little hyperbole. I think I have insect fear.

~SOS~Exactly. You don't know what you're dealing with. It could be some type of demon spawn for all we know.. :icon_roll
And you sure as hell don't want it crawling over your face while you sleep.
You did the right thing. :icon_lol: Did it leave a nice mess on the wall?

[Dara]

OMG, and then she sent me a picture of her holding it (still unopened)!

Ohhh, she is going to PAY for this one. :D

Okay, nighty-night!

Awww...poor stacia. Sandra is doing a really good job of torturing you. Hopefully it will end soon sweetie. :cuppp:

[stacia]

You get em Stacia! Bloody tree.. Kick it's ass! :icon_lol: Yeah!!! That's what it gets for...for...growing!!! Damn that growing!

[stacia]

Awww...poor stacia. Sandra is doing a really good job of torturing you. Hopefully it will end soon sweetie. :cuppp:
Thanks, Little D. :)

Well, she promised to open it today, so...

[Dara]

I just rewatched Pink Velvet 3 and I think I fell in lust with Sandra all over again :love: :cuppp: .

I love that scene with Sandra and Eve also. It was so wonderful it should have won an academy award, along with Butterfly. :)

[stacia]

Oh, from the photo she sent yesterday, I learned that Sandrique can see who's on invisible mode in the forum. For me, I have a red light instead of green by my name...it was the same on her computer screen.

So much for sneak attacks!

[Dara]

Thanks, Little D. :)

Well, she promised to open it today, so...

That's really good news. That will be a huge relief off of your heart.

[stacia]

That's really good news. That will be a huge relief off of your heart.

The way you say things is just so darn cute. :)

[Shine On Sandra]

Exactly. You don't know what you're dealing with. It could be some type of demon spawn for all we know.. :icon_roll
And you sure as hell don't want it crawling over your face while you sleep.
You did the right thing. :icon_lol: Did it leave a nice mess on the wall?

Not really... this thing was way too heavily armored to leave a distasteful smear of the primary bug kill yuck colors - brown, green, & yellow. It fell to the floor, mostly intact except for leaving a single, spindly green limb a'dangling on the wall where I first whacked it. I whacked it a couple more times as it thrashed on the carpet below before dropping it in the waste paperbasket. This is risky since it could back to haunt us as it crawled out of the wastepaper basket, now horribly maimed with little missing locust limbs, and made its painful journey to our bed to exact revenge with one final stinging, tearing, rending of our face-flesh before giving up the ghost & dying on our pillow. And even then there's no guarantee that it won't come back to haunt us, literally this time, in ghost-bug form, as we hear its eerie wailing chirps in the dead of night, its restless spirit seeking... seeking something that it will never find because its body wasn't properly laid to rest in hallowed ground... or a good flushing down the old commode, which is the traditional final resting place of giant invader bugs & arachnids like this.

Thanks for asking.

~SOS~

[Grant]

Yeah!!! That's what it gets for...for...growing!!! Damn that growing!Good work.
:icon_chai :icon_punc :2guns: That's for being a tree!

[Grant]

Not really... this thing was way too heavily armored to leave a distasteful smear of the primary bug kill yuck colors - brown, green, & yellow. It fell to the floor, mostly intact except for leaving a single, spindly green limb a'dangling on the wall where I first whacked it. I whacked it a couple more times as it thrashed on the carpet below before dropping it in the waste paperbasket. This is risky since it could back to haunt us as it crawled out of the wastepaper basket, now horribly maimed with little missing locust limbs, and made its painful journey to our bed to exact revenge with one final stinging, tearing, rending of our face-flesh before giving up the ghost & dying on our pillow. And even then there's no guarantee that it won't come back to haunt us, literally this time, in ghost-bug form, as we hear its eerie wailing chirps in the dead of night, its restless spirit seeking... seeking something that it will never find because its body wasn't properly laid to rest in hallowed ground... or a good flushing down the old commode, which is the traditional final resting place of giant invader bugs & arachnids like this.

Thanks for asking.

~SOS~No worries. :icon_lol:
Don't you just hate those assault class bugs.. Needs to be hit at least 4 times before it's stunned. Then you have to kill it..
I tend to opt for the Flush method of disposal. The number of bugs i've flushed over time, mainly cockroaches, and at one time some giant moths.
That way, if it is still alive and can hold it's breath for god knows how long, it's someone else's problem.

[ange_r]

Preying Mantis are the creepiest looking things. The females, after sex with the males, bite the the heads off the males before the poor insect bastard can even finish getting his end out. What a horrifying image, headless hideous insect still pumping away, having no awareness that it's dead & still fucking! Translate this to a Stephen King short story with humans & you got the stuff of great horror literature & nightmares!

Last night, while watching television in our bedroom, my SO and I were startled by a horrible hissing/chirping sound coming from... somewhere. Sounded like a cricket only ten times LOUDER, faster & more frightening, building to a monstrous crescendo. I knew it was some nightmare species of large arthropod that got into our room through a small space where our AC is mounted in the window. All we could do was wait for it to make its appearance, and hopefully not in a crawling way on our faces in the darkness as we slumbered. Finally, I saw it. No less than 3" full inches long (seriously) and GREEN, crawling along the wall high up near the ceiling, it looked like something out of the bible that was sent to plague the Pharaohs of Egypt & slaughter their 1st born. Must have been a kind of locust, or katydid, and as I remembered the screaming, screeching sound of horror it made earlier, and wondered what type of HUGE chewing, EATING maw that could make a sound like that, I climbed up on a chair & disposed of it with a crushing blow from a DVD jewel box. Sorry for any Buddhists or bug lovers lurking in the forum reading this and shaking their heads at my callousness at handling the situation, but there was just NO WAY I was going to tenderly capture & cup that monster in my hands, open a window and release it, shouting, "Fly, grasshopper, fly!"

This is an absolutely true story with little hyperbole. I think I have insect fear.

~SOS~

Have I ever told you that you're an excellent writer? I love reading your posts; they're like little stories. And bugs are gross. They all deserve to die. I actually have this really useful bug killing thing. It's like a tennis racket, but instead of strings, it's metal wires and when you hold down a button, electricity runs across the wires so you can just swat at a bug and it'll electrocute it. It's the best invention since the light bulb.

[ange_r]

I love that scene with Sandra and Eve also. It was so wonderful it should have won an academy award, along with Butterfly. :)

Oh, I agree. I especially love when Sandra says something like "I've wanted this for so long." I don't remember the exact quote, but man, when she says that...

[ange_r]

Oh, from the photo she sent yesterday, I learned that Sandrique can see who's on invisible mode in the forum. For me, I have a red light instead of green by my name...it was the same on her computer screen.

So much for sneak attacks!

Oh I never knew what those green/red lights meant. Thanks for the info.

[Frenchy]

Oh I never knew what those green/red lights meant. Thanks for the info. Under Normal user:
You can see:
Gray = Not Online
Green = Online
You can't see invisible people and when the last log on !!
Under Invisible user:
You can see:
Gray = Not Online
Green = Online
Red = Announce your invisible mode is enable
You can't see other invisible people and when others invisible last log !
Under Admin User:
You can see:
Gray = Not Online
Green = Online
Red = invisible user online
Admin can see when invisible last log !!

[Syllypryde]

Thanks, Boo. Hey, you should see my rims. ;)

If your rims are that cool, I cannot wait to see your headlights and the back bumper!!! :icon_yike

[stacia]

If your rims are that cool, I cannot wait to see your headlights and the back bumper!!! :icon_yike
LOL! Well, I haven't had any complaints yet, baby! :icon_peac :D

[stacia]

Oh, and Patrick, read the post I just made in the Quiz thread. :)

[Syllypryde]

Just a bit ago Sandra mentioned a neighbor waking her up when he was mowing the lawn. Grant mentioned mowing the lawn is his boxers. Here's a tattoo for all you mowers!!!

[Sandra Shine]

Important info on my store.

As you could see I am renewing my store.
Hopefully I will be done with it by tomorrtow or Monday the latest.
As it is not fully done please do not use it yet.
It is a software that can only edit online so that is why it looks a bit disordered.
I try to hurry up for you, ok?
Thanks for your patience, guys !!!

[Syllypryde]

Studies say an a substance in semen can lead to cervical cancer in women. Here is the link:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/5303054.stm?ls

Tell me what you think. I think it's crap myself. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/signs019.gif

[Wild Honey]

Then I'll come over, and kick those trees' asses!

Um...anyway...glad you're feeling better, Boo. :love:

Thank you.:cuppp:

I had so much energy by the first tree and by the fourth I thought this is a great :icon_cens idea. I really didn't think about the four gigantic holes I would also have to dig. My back is killing me. :icon_lol:

So how many times did you go check on the praying mantis? :icon_bigg

[Wild Honey]

Yeah!!! That's what it gets for...for...growing!!! Damn that growing!

They better grow or this is going to be one pissed biyatch!!!!!!!!!! :icon_lol:

[Wild Honey]

Have I ever told you that you're an excellent writer? I love reading your posts; they're like little stories. And bugs are gross. They all deserve to die. I actually have this really useful bug killing thing. It's like a tennis racket, but instead of strings, it's metal wires and when you hold down a button, electricity runs across the wires so you can just swat at a bug and it'll electrocute it. It's the best invention since the light bulb.

Kinky ass!:icon_yike

[Wild Honey]

LOL! Well, I haven't had any complaints yet, baby! :icon_peac :D

Your back bumper is spectacular!!!!!!!!!!!!:bowdown: :cuppp:

[ange_r]

Under Normal user:
You can see:
Gray = Not Online
Green = Online
You can't see invisible people and when the last log on !!
Under Invisible user:
You can see:
Gray = Not Online
Green = Online
Red = Announce your invisible mode is enable
You can't see other invisible people and when others invisible last log !
Under Admin User:
You can see:
Gray = Not Online
Green = Online
Red = invisible user online
Admin can see when invisible last log !!
Thanks for the info, Michel. I never knew what any of it meant.

[CrazyCop]

Studies say an a substance in semen can lead to cervical cancer in women. Here is the link:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/5303054.stm?ls

Tell me what you think. I think it's crap myself. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/signs019.gif I'll second that.......sounds like a BIG, Steaming, pile of :icon_cens to me.

I'm suprised some gen-ass hasn't come up with a theory that eating Red M&Ms gives you mouth and stomach cancer yet. :icon_chew :icon_no:

[Syllypryde]

I'll second that.......sounds like a BIG, Steaming, pile of :icon_cens to me.

I'm suprised some gen-ass hasn't come up with a theory that eating Red M&Ms gives you mouth and stomach cancer yet. :icon_chew :icon_no:

It is probably the same people who claimed masturbation caused blindness and forced hair to grow on your palms! http://forums.teufelstomb.com/images/smiles/icon_jerkoff.gif (javascript:emoticon(':whackit:'))

Patrick http://forums.teufelstomb.com/images/smiles/icon_solo.gif (javascript:emoticon(':widdilywiddilywiddlywockawo ckawooooooo:'))

P.S> Who turned out the lights? ...and why do my hands feel like sandpaper?

[Grant]

Have I ever told you that you're an excellent writer? I love reading your posts; they're like little stories. And bugs are gross. They all deserve to die. I actually have this really useful bug killing thing. It's like a tennis racket, but instead of strings, it's metal wires and when you hold down a button, electricity runs across the wires so you can just swat at a bug and it'll electrocute it. It's the best invention since the light bulb.OMG, OMG, OMG! I've seen those! A friend of mine bought one back from Japan or China for another mate of mine. We had 2 of them at school one day and we were running around the playground zapping each other. That was fun.
I was at his house once and we went 'bug hunting' with the zapper. We caught a big centipede thing and dropped it on the racket. The damn thing wouldn't die! It just sat there on the wires going 'Zap, crack, crack, zap, crackle, crack, zap.' I think it eventually went numb from shock.
What else.. We tried a slug. Sorta worked but not really.
Oooh, ants are fun. Especially when they get caught between 2 of the wires, you see them spark and light up with the current.

Yes, those zapper things are cool. :D

[stacia]

OMG, OMG, OMG! I've seen those! A friend of mine bought one back from Japan or China for another mate of mine. We had 2 of them at school one day and we were running around the playground zapping each other. That was fun.
I was at his house once and we went 'bug hunting' with the zapper. We caught a big centipede thing and dropped it on the racket. The damn thing wouldn't die! It just sat there on the wires going 'Zap, crack, crack, zap, crackle, crack, zap.' I think it eventually went numb from shock.
What else.. We tried a slug. Sorta worked but not really.
Oooh, ants are fun. Especially when they get caught between 2 of the wires, you see them spark and light up with the current.

Yes, those zapper things are cool. :D

omigosh, you people are saddistic up in here! :icon_evil :icon_gigg

[Sandra Shine]

Hey all...
I have a good news to announce !
It seems that I am going on holiday !!!
I went to the travel agency and just booked a trip to the Turkey Riviera.
You should see the hotel it is so beautiful !!!
I have never been there but always heard that it is really nice. Well I will try it for one week.
I am leaving on Tuesday evening so I am here untill then.
And something that makes everything even more fun, there is internet in the hotel so I can come to the forum !!!
Isnt it great ?

[Frenchy]

Hey all...
I have a good news to announce !
It seems that I am going on holiday !!!
I went to the travel agency and just booked a trip to the Turkey Riviera.
You should see the hotel it is so beautiful !!!
I have never been there but always heard that it is really nice. Well I will try it for one week.
I am leaving on Tuesday evening so I am here untill then.
And something that makes everything even more fun, there is internet in the hotel so I can come to the forum !!!
Isnt it great ?
I can't believe, some of my friend want invite me to go in Turkey, Antalya city !!
But I must decline !!

[A.J. Angel]

Hey all...
I have a good news to announce !
It seems that I am going on holiday !!!
I went to the travel agency and just booked a trip to the Turkey Riviera.
You should see the hotel it is so beautiful !!!
I have never been there but always heard that it is really nice. Well I will try it for one week.
I am leaving on Tuesday evening so I am here untill then.
And something that makes everything even more fun, there is internet in the hotel so I can come to the forum !!!
Isnt it great ?

That sounds great indeed. :icon_bigg I have always been told that Turkey is beautiful. Well, since you're going to leave on Tuesday, I'll just wish you to have some great holidays and have fun. Enjoy yourself my lady! :icon_danc I'll miss you. :icon_cry: But I'll keep my head up until your return. :icon_wink

Hugs :icon_hug: & kisses :cuppp:

A.J.

[MarkusZ]

Hey all...
I have a good news to announce !
It seems that I am going on holiday !!!
I went to the travel agency and just booked a trip to the Turkey Riviera.
You should see the hotel it is so beautiful !!!
I have never been there but always heard that it is really nice. Well I will try it for one week.
I am leaving on Tuesday evening so I am here untill then.
And something that makes everything even more fun, there is internet in the hotel so I can come to the forum !!!
Isnt it great ?

Nice to hear Sandra, i wish you lots of fun there.

Are you sure that you want to travel there?
I mean the news the last weeks, with bombing terror there....

[ange_r]

OMG, OMG, OMG! I've seen those! A friend of mine bought one back from Japan or China for another mate of mine. We had 2 of them at school one day and we were running around the playground zapping each other. That was fun.
I was at his house once and we went 'bug hunting' with the zapper. We caught a big centipede thing and dropped it on the racket. The damn thing wouldn't die! It just sat there on the wires going 'Zap, crack, crack, zap, crackle, crack, zap.' I think it eventually went numb from shock.
What else.. We tried a slug. Sorta worked but not really.
Oooh, ants are fun. Especially when they get caught between 2 of the wires, you see them spark and light up with the current.

Yes, those zapper things are cool. :D

They provide hours and hours of fun. I've killed so many wasps, spiders, silverfish, and every other imaginable insect out there. One time my brother and I got bored so we just decided to shock ourselves with it.

[ange_r]

Hey all...
I have a good news to announce !
It seems that I am going on holiday !!!
I went to the travel agency and just booked a trip to the Turkey Riviera.
You should see the hotel it is so beautiful !!!
I have never been there but always heard that it is really nice. Well I will try it for one week.
I am leaving on Tuesday evening so I am here untill then.
And something that makes everything even more fun, there is internet in the hotel so I can come to the forum !!!
Isnt it great ?

That's excellent, Sandra. What a great little birthday present for yourself. Have fun and relax; you deserve it :cuppp: .

[stacia]

Hey all...
I have a good news to announce !
It seems that I am going on holiday !!!
I went to the travel agency and just booked a trip to the Turkey Riviera.
You should see the hotel it is so beautiful !!!
I have never been there but always heard that it is really nice. Well I will try it for one week.
I am leaving on Tuesday evening so I am here untill then.
And something that makes everything even more fun, there is internet in the hotel so I can come to the forum !!!
Isnt it great ?


Hope you have a good time. My brother has been to Turkey, and says it's beautiful. :)

[Razor]

Hey all...
I have a good news to announce !
It seems that I am going on holiday !!!
I went to the travel agency and just booked a trip to the Turkey Riviera.
You should see the hotel it is so beautiful !!!
I have never been there but always heard that it is really nice. Well I will try it for one week.
I am leaving on Tuesday evening so I am here untill then.
And something that makes everything even more fun, there is internet in the hotel so I can come to the forum !!!
Isnt it great ?Oh wow... the Turkish Riviera... I hate you... :icon_hug: well not really... :love: I've always wanted to go there but I haven't had the chance yet, promise me you'll take lots of pictures and tell me about it when you get back... ok? :cuppp:

Godspeed;

Maggie and Jeff

[Sandra Shine]

That sounds great indeed. :icon_bigg I have always been told that Turkey is beautiful. Well, since you're going to leave on Tuesday, I'll just wish you to have some great holidays and have fun. Enjoy yourself my lady! :icon_danc I'll miss you. :icon_cry: But I'll keep my head up until your return. :icon_wink

Hugs :icon_hug: & kisses :cuppp:

A.J.

We will meet untill then I am sure. :love:

[Sandra Shine]

That's excellent, Sandra. What a great little birthday present for yourself. Have fun and relax; you deserve it :cuppp: .

Ys, actually that is my B-day present for myself.
That is why I am so excited. It is a five star all inclusive hotel with spa and everything :)

[Sandra Shine]

Oh wow... the Turkish Riviera... I hate you... :icon_hug: well not really... :love: I've always wanted to go there but I haven't had the chance yet, promise me you'll take lots of pictures and tell me about it when you get back... ok? :cuppp:

Godspeed;

Maggie and Jeff


Sure I will !!!
You know I was just so sad about having the Summer end so I jumped in a travel agency and picked this one.
I know about the bombing stuff, all I can do is trust God not to kil me this way :)

[Trish]

Hi Sandra!

Enjoy your holiday and stay safe!! We can't wait to hear all about your vacation! :cuppp:

[Trish]

One time my brother and I got bored so we just decided to shock ourselves with it.

I actually pictured you two doing that! :icon_lol:

[Razor]

Sure I will !!!
You know I was just so sad about having the Summer end so I jumped in a travel agency and picked this one.
I know about the bombing stuff, all I can do is trust God not to kil me this way :)I know I'm bummed about summer ending to... We're talking about spending a few days at Sea Island or going to Miami in October or November.

Enjoy yourself and please be careful, we'll be praying for you. :)

Kisses;

Maggie

[ange_r]

I actually pictured you two doing that! :icon_lol:
Haha, you know me too well then.

[stacia]

Okay, Sandra stopped teasing me, and sent me THE cutest vid of her opening her presents. :)

I'm a little miffed that Customs totally "vandalized" the box, though. :icon_roll

[Razor]

Okay, Sandra stopped teasing me, and sent me THE cutest vid of her opening her presents. :)

I'm a little miffed that Customs totally "vandalized" the box, though. :icon_rollOh darn, I was hoping she would keep you in suspense until at least Tuesday. :icon_peac

[CrazyCop]

I'm bored Stacia.......and I'm in a fun mood. Sooooooooo, I hijacked your questions for Sandra :D


Good morning, my Darling ;)

1. If you could speak any foreign language fluently, which one would you choose? I've wanted to and thought it would be cool to learn Hmong. (I didn't mistype that word either)

2. What if you woke up tomorrow morning, and you were a man? What's the first thing you would do? .......Can I even answer this question without sounding like an ass?

3. Wanna guess what I did last night? Sure......ummm......you did school work?

4. What kinds of things do you plan on doing on your vacation? Well, unlike Sandra, my vacation will be in November. And I will be getting drunk on a topless beach.

5. Will you celebrate your b-day with your family before or after your trip? My B-Day is in December.

6. How do you feel about turning 25? Well.....when I hit 20.....nothing. 25.....probably nothing.

7. Wanna guess what your Babe did for her 25th b-day? Did you.......have a girl orgy? (Sorry.....but did you?)

8. Have you ever been attracted to a girl who was not pretty at all, yet something about her was irresistable? If so, what was irresistable about her? Yes, her personality is what it was.

9. Okay, so you said a while ago that you'd marry me. When can we set a date? :D I did? Was I blitzed, because I don't remember this? Well......I guess it could be today. Want to? ;)

10. Speaking of dates, would you ever go out on a date with me? (being serious here) Sure, why not?

11. Continuing our airport scneario...okay, so you said that the person knocking on your car window may be someone who wants to join us. It's actually Sophie Moone, and we discover she has a second job as a security officer at the airport (LOL). Do you want to be alone with me, or should we invite her into your car? I'll let this guy do the talking for me:banana:

12. What's the best thing about staying in hotels? Clean sheets and nice showers.

13. And the worst? I suffer from huge paranoia, so I always think I'm on camera because of the smoke detectors lights that are blinking.

14. Have you had that cheeseburger you've been craving? No......I keep forgeting the cheese after I take it off the George Foreman Grill :(

15. When's the last time you went to the grocery store at midnight? Well, I just went tonight (this morning) at 2am. Does that count?

That's all for now, my love.
TTYL!

S. :D

[Shine On Sandra]

Have I ever told you that you're an excellent writer? I love reading your posts; they're like little stories.

No, but I like how that sounds. You just gave my ego a little orgasm. Thanks. :icon_lol: *lights up a cig* Nah, just kidding,. I don't smoke. I don't post nearly as much as I'd like to, due to convoluted reasons that I won't get into. But thanks for the nice words.

~SOS~

[Grant]

Hey all...
I have a good news to announce !
It seems that I am going on holiday !!!
I went to the travel agency and just booked a trip to the Turkey Riviera.
You should see the hotel it is so beautiful !!!
I have never been there but always heard that it is really nice. Well I will try it for one week.
I am leaving on Tuesday evening so I am here untill then.
And something that makes everything even more fun, there is internet in the hotel so I can come to the forum !!!
Isnt it great ?That sounds nice Sandra.
Spending your birthday in a 5 star hotel in Turkey.. What more could you ask for?
You relax and enjoy yourself there, take advantage of everything the hotel has to offer.
I'm sure you'll love it. :)

[Grant]

They provide hours and hours of fun. I've killed so many wasps, spiders, silverfish, and every other imaginable insect out there. One time my brother and I got bored so we just decided to shock ourselves with it.Ah yes, i've done that. You don't really think it will be strong, but it is and you surprise yourself. There was a spot i zapped myself that really hurt, i think it was on a knuckle.. Not too sure.

[Trish]

Ah yes, i've done that. You don't really think it will be strong, but it is and you surprise yourself. There was a spot i zapped myself that really hurt, i think it was on a knuckle.. Not too sure.

What is it with you and your knuckle? LOL.

[Syllypryde]

What is it with you and your knuckle? LOL.

I hope he never has to fight, he just might scrape his knuckle!
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_6_8.gif

[Trish]

Well one time, Grant told me he banged his knuckle under the table... I'll let you think about what he was doing. :icon_lol:

[Syllypryde]

Well one time, Grant told me he banged his knuckle under the table... I'll let you think about what he was doing. :icon_lol:

With his "Big Tool" it is a good thing he did not put a hole in the table! http://forums.teufelstomb.com/images/smiles/icon_jerkoff.gif (javascript:emoticon(':whackit:'))

[Grant]

Now now, it's not like that..

[Trish]

With his "Big Tool" it is a good thing he did not put a hole in the table! http://forums.teufelstomb.com/images/smiles/icon_jerkoff.gif (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:emoticon%28%27:whackit:%27%29)

That's the funniest one I think. It just goes limp! :icon_lol: Oops.

[Syllypryde]

That's the funniest one I think. It just goes limp! :icon_lol: Oops.

I am not touching that one, thank you!
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_9_8.gif

[Trish]

I am not touching that one, thank you!
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_9_8.gif

Well I ain't touching it either.

Stacia, you touch it! You're fearless!

[Syllypryde]

Well I ain't touching it either.

Stacia, you touch it! You're fearless!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif

[Trish]

Aww, Patrick's being all adorable again.

[Grant]

That's the funniest one I think. It just goes limp! :icon_lol: Oops.Fine. Looks like i'll have to touch it. Pun not intended.

*In a Barry White tone of voice*
This tool never goes limp. :icon_lol:

[Syllypryde]

Fine. Looks like i'll have to touch it. Pun not intended.

*In a Barry White tone of voice*
This tool never goes limp. :icon_lol:

Never goes limp? Have fun whizzing buuuuuudy! http://forums.teufelstomb.com/images/smiles/icon_lalala.gif (javascript:emoticon(':lalala:'))

[Grant]

Never goes limp? Have fun whizzing buuuuuudy! http://forums.teufelstomb.com/images/smiles/icon_lalala.gif (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:emoticon%28%27:lalala:%27%29)I had a universal joint installed for that purpose. Nah, just joking. I've got a hole in the ceiling. :icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Grant]

I'll break things up and steal Stacia's questions too.

1. If you could speak any foreign language fluently, which one would you choose? Does Pig Latin count? Hattay ouldway ebay oolcay. Igpay Atinlay. Ollay. (figure that last one out :D)

2. What if you woke up tomorrow morning, and you were a man? What's the first thing you would do? Well, as an ACTUAL man, there's a few things which come to mind.
1. Burp
2. Fart
3. Scratch yourself

3. Wanna guess what I did last night? Um, you did something?

4. What kinds of things do you plan on doing on your vacation? I'm going on vacation?

5. Will you celebrate your b-day with your family before or after your trip? My b'day's already been, so yes. I celebrated with my family.

6. How do you feel about turning 25? I'll tell you when i turn 25.

7. Wanna guess what your Babe did for her 25th b-day? Um, did you turn 25? It seems like the most logical thing to do..

8. Have you ever been attracted to a girl who was not pretty at all, yet something about her was irresistable? If so, what was irresistable about her? No. Not yet.

9. Okay, so you said a while ago that you'd marry me. When can we set a date? :D Oh jeez! Not again.. What have i done?!

10. Speaking of dates, would you ever go out on a date with me? (being serious here) If you really wanna take little ol' me out on a date, i'd let you.

11. Continuing our airport scneario...okay, so you said that the person knocking on your car window may be someone who wants to join us. It's actually Sophie Moone, and we discover she has a second job as a security officer at the airport (LOL). Do you want to be alone with me, or should we invite her into your car? I dunno. But i'll hide in the bushes and watch the action unfold.

12. What's the best thing about staying in hotels? The buffet table.

13. And the worst? Not sure.

14. Have you had that cheeseburger you've been craving? Well i wasn't 'craving' a cheeseburger, but i did have one last week.

15. When's the last time you went to the grocery store at midnight? Never. Ours aren't open that late. If anything, it's a quick shop in the convenience store of your local petrol station. Plus, that's what mum's for. :p


Here Stacia, i've returned your questions with some slight modifications. No harm done.

[Syllypryde]

I had a universal joint installed for that purpose. Nah, just joking. I've got a hole in the ceiling. :icon_lol::icon_lol:

Then I guess a black man would a poke a hole in the Ozone!

[Razor]

Umm... Ok, everyone who ate way to much BBQ this weekend say Aye...

Aye...

Aye... I feel like I ate a whole cow. (sigh)

Cheers;

Jeff and Maggie

[CrazyCop]

Umm... Ok, everyone who ate way to much BBQ this weekend say Aye...

Aye...

Aye... I feel like I ate a whole cow. (sigh)

Cheers;

Jeff and Maggie Man.....thats gotta be rough.

;)

[Sandra Shine]

Hello my dear friends,
I am just about to leave to the airport.
Wishing all of you a wonderful week here.
Hopefully I will get back all tanned and relaxed ;)

Kisses,:love:

[A.J. Angel]

Hello my dear friends,
I am just about to leave to the airport.
Wishing all of you a wonderful week here.
Hopefully I will get back all tanned and relaxed ;)

Kisses,:love:

Thanks Sandra. Happy holidays there in Turkey! Have fun and enjoy yourself! :icon_bigg We'll be missing you until you come back. :icon_wink :love:

Hugs :icon_hug: & kisses :cuppp:

A.J.

[Razor]

Hello my dear friends,
I am just about to leave to the airport.
Wishing all of you a wonderful week here.
Hopefully I will get back all tanned and relaxed ;)

Kisses,:love:Godspeed Sweetie, enjoy youself... Don't do anything we wouldn't. ;)

All our love, your friends;

Jeff & Maggie

[Trish]

Enjoy your birthday vacation, Sandra. Take care of you! :icon_wave

[Trish]

Okay, Ange, lay it on us... how was your first day of school?

Tam? Did you manage to survive your first week?

And you Stacia, what was your first week at the new job like?

Anyone else started classes or started something today? SyllyPryde, if you say you started a fight, then... well, okay. I'll give you that. :icon_bigg

[ange_r]

Okay, Ange, lay it on us... how was your first day of school?

Tam? Did you manage to survive your first week?

And you Stacia, what was your first week at the new job like?

Anyone else started classes or started something today? SyllyPryde, if you say you started a fight, then... well, okay. I'll give you that. :icon_bigg
Um... I'll tell you about it when I start tomorrow. But thanks for asking.

How was your day, Trish?

[Trish]

Oops. Sorry, Ange.

My day? Pretty boring being at work and all. Oh but there was this part where the girl I'm in love with phoned only to drive me utterly batty once more with her game play. But other than that, pretty boring.

How was yours? What'd you do on your last day of freedom?

[ange_r]

Oops. Sorry, Ange.

My day? Pretty boring being at work and all. Oh but there was this part where the girl I'm in love with phoned only to drive me utterly batty once more with her game play. But other than that, pretty boring.

How was yours? What'd you do on your last day of freedom?

A girl? Love? I want to hear about this, Trish.

Today was incredibly boring. I had to help the yearbook staff sell business ads for about 2 hours, then I went shopping for school supplies (freakin' binders were $5.36 :icon_evil ), and I went clothes shopping only to come home empty handed :(. I'm just going to spend my night watching Fear Factor and some new show on Fox. I know; my life is really exciting.

[Trish]

I was actually toying with the idea of posting a senerio (okay a direct look into my life with this girl) and seeing what advice you guys could come up with, but I decided against it. I'll send you a PM maybe tomorrow if that's alright? She's calling me tomorrow with what she claims is her final decision... but we've been down this road before... many times before! So, look out for an update tomorrow evening.

Well, at least you still had an eventful day. I used to love shopping for school supplies, but I really never used them much for school LOL. I was always using my graph paper for writing LOL. I went to Grande And Toy over the weekend as they had a sale on sketchbooks. I use those to jot down ideas on each story I write. I snapped up 9 of them. I cleaned them out!

If I don't see you for the rest of the night, have a great day at school tomorrow, Ange!

[Wild Honey]

I was actually toying with the idea of posting a senerio (okay a direct look into my life with this girl) and seeing what advice you guys could come up with, but I decided against it. I'll send you a PM maybe tomorrow if that's alright? She's calling me tomorrow with what she claims is her final decision... but we've been down this road before... many times before! So, look out for an update tomorrow evening.

Well, at least you still had an eventful day. I used to love shopping for school supplies, but I really never used them much for school LOL. I was always using my graph paper for writing LOL. I went to Grande And Toy over the weekend as they had a sale on sketchbooks. I use those to jot down ideas on each story I write. I snapped up 9 of them. I cleaned them out!

If I don't see you for the rest of the night, have a great day at school tomorrow, Ange!

Do you love or lust her? :icon_roll Don't let her call all the shots. All that drama can't be good for you!:icon_frow

[Wild Honey]

A girl? Love? I want to hear about this, Trish.

Today was incredibly boring. I had to help the yearbook staff sell business ads for about 2 hours, then I went shopping for school supplies (freakin' binders were $5.36 :icon_evil ), and I went clothes shopping only to come home empty handed :(. I'm just going to spend my night watching Fear Factor and some new show on Fox. I know; my life is really exciting.

Sounds pretty great to me.:icon_yes: OMG I did yearbook too but just as an excuse to skip class mainly.:icon_lol:

[ange_r]

I was actually toying with the idea of posting a senerio (okay a direct look into my life with this girl) and seeing what advice you guys could come up with, but I decided against it. I'll send you a PM maybe tomorrow if that's alright? She's calling me tomorrow with what she claims is her final decision... but we've been down this road before... many times before! So, look out for an update tomorrow evening.

Well, at least you still had an eventful day. I used to love shopping for school supplies, but I really never used them much for school LOL. I was always using my graph paper for writing LOL. I went to Grande And Toy over the weekend as they had a sale on sketchbooks. I use those to jot down ideas on each story I write. I snapped up 9 of them. I cleaned them out!

If I don't see you for the rest of the night, have a great day at school tomorrow, Ange!

Alright, cool; I'm looking forward to reading the PM.

I always buy too much school supplies, but this year I just stuck to the basics because I have so much left over from last year. I actually have to clean out my crap to get ready for tomorrow. Bleh.

Thanks, Trish. Have a good day at work.

[ange_r]

Sounds pretty great to me.:icon_yes: OMG I did yearbook too but just as an excuse to skip class mainly.:icon_lol:
I just joined this year as a photographer, but I don't think I really have to do anything. It's a pretty sweet deal.

[Wild Honey]

I just joined this year as a photographer, but I don't think I really have to do anything. It's a pretty sweet deal.

Plus you get into every event for free. :icon_yes: :banana:

[Syllypryde]

Anyone else started classes or started something today? SyllyPryde, if you say you started a fight, then... well, okay. I'll give you that. :icon_bigg

When did I say I started a fight? You asked Grant about his knuckle and I made a comment along the lines of saying that Grant should not get into a fight because he might scrape his knuckle, which eventually led to the whole "hole in the ceiling" bit. I never said I started a fight!

[Trish]

When did I say I started a fight? You asked Grant about his knuckle and I made a comment along the lines of saying that Grant should not get into a fight because he might scrape his knuckle, which eventually led to the whole "hole in the ceiling" bit. I never said I started a fight!

You're a freak LOL! I didn't even think along those lines. I was playing on the "starting something" and thought you'd say something funny like, 'Well I didnt start classes or a new job, but I started a fight.'

[Trish]

Do you love or lust her? :icon_roll Don't let her call all the shots. All that drama can't be good for you!:icon_frow

It's love... and it sucks! Yes, I know it's not supposed to, but it does.

[Trish]

Alright, cool; I'm looking forward to reading the PM.

I always buy too much school supplies, but this year I just stuck to the basics because I have so much left over from last year. I actually have to clean out my crap to get ready for tomorrow. Bleh.

Thanks, Trish. Have a good day at work.

I'll try to keep it brief... there's that much drama! :icon_lol:

[Wild Honey]

It's love... and it sucks! Yes, I know it's not supposed to, but it does.

Been there did that :icon_roll TWICE :icon_roll WELL OK THREE TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!:icon_frow

[ange_r]

Plus you get into every event for free. :icon_yes: :banana:
And a free engraved yearbook! :icon_bigg

[Wild Honey]

And a free engraved yearbook! :icon_bigg

You're wise beyond your years grasshopper!:bowdown:

[ange_r]

I'll try to keep it brief... there's that much drama! :icon_lol:
No problem; I love reading about drama. It entertains me.

[Surfer Babe]

Been there did that :icon_roll TWICE :icon_roll WELL OK THREE TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!:icon_frow

okay, i'm going thru the forum backwards since i haven't been on for a few days. i'm intrigued mistress k., where have you been and what did you do twice or thrice?! the mind wanders...hmmm.

[Surfer Babe]

I was actually toying with the idea of posting a senerio (okay a direct look into my life with this girl) and seeing what advice you guys could come up with, but I decided against it. I'll send you a PM maybe tomorrow if that's alright? She's calling me tomorrow with what she claims is her final decision... but we've been down this road before... many times before! So, look out for an update tomorrow evening.
some girl troubling my corri? u-uh, i won't have that. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/confused002.gif

i'm all ears sweetie if you want to share. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love022.gif

[Surfer Babe]

Okay, Ange, lay it on us... how was your first day of school?
yeah, how was it ange, all's well?


Tam? Did you manage to survive your first week?
yep, it's all good. i'm easing into the new routine/schedule and getting used to it. [/quote]


And you Stacia, what was your first week at the new job like?
tell us about it bunny. :)

[Surfer Babe]

Godspeed Sweetie, enjoy youself... Don't do anything we wouldn't.
that pretty much leaves everything open! ;)

[Surfer Babe]

Well one time, Grant told me he banged his knuckle under the table... I'll let you think about what he was doing. :icon_lol:

LOL! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy021.gif

[CrazyCop]

Ok everyone, I thought you all might find this a bit funny. I know I did.

So its about 2am here (7 hours to first day of 2nd year college....and counting) and I'm taking a online Tarot reading (because thats what I do for fun ;) ). I chose the "Two Paths" reading. That reading tells you two endings and the way it takes to get there.

For instence, to get to one ending, something must occur. Well, the last card dealt is what will be the critical thing that decides fate. So there are five cards total. 2 endings first, then a card for each path to the ending, and the deciding card that chooses your fate (to join everything together).

Well, I skip down to the end of the cards to the "Fate" card because thats were everything begins....right? Well, when I get there what is the card? The Mother-:icon_censing "Death" card!!!!!

First thing that popped in my head.........."Shit, thats sucks. Death is going to decide my fate? Game Over Man, Game Over."

LOL.....

[Dara]

Ok everyone, I thought you all might find this a bit funny. I know I did.

So its about 2am here (7 hours to first day of 2nd year college....and counting) and I'm taking a online Tarot reading (because thats what I do for fun ;) ). I chose the "Two Paths" reading. That reading tells you two endings and the way it takes to get there.

For instence, to get to one ending, something must occur. Well, the last card dealt is what will be the critical thing that decides fate. So there are five cards total. 2 endings first, then a card for each path to the ending, and the deciding card that chooses your fate (to join everything together).

Well, I skip down to the end of the cards to the "Fate" card because thats were everything begins....right? Well, when I get there what is the card? The Mother-:icon_censing "Death" card!!!!!

First thing that popped in my head.........."Shit, thats sucks. Death is going to decide my fate? Game Over Man, Game Over."

LOL.....

Sorry that you picked the death card. I know that can make anyone worry. But for some weird reason, isn't the death card suppose to be a good thing? I usually hear people say it's good and they even say that on some cartoons. But it's just weird, how can a death card be good? Well, just pretend you didn't pick that card and pick another one, but let it be a better one...lol!

[Dara]

Anyone else started classes or started something today? :icon_bigg

Hi Trish! I started classes about a week ago. This is my 4th year in college and it seems like it ain't getting any better. I thought college was suppose to be really fun and you meet a lot of great people, but unfortunately it is not like this here. The people that I did know already graduated. And I don't think there is one bi or lesbian girl on that campus. It's kind of depressing but I'll get over it. I should have went to school in San Francisco where all the action is. ;)

[Dara]

It's love... and it sucks! Yes, I know it's not supposed to, but it does.

Hey Trish. Just wanted to know how you are feeling you know with all that's going on with you and this girl. I know how it feels to really love someone and you can't have them. That happened to me once and I swore that I will never be that in love with a girl again that I know would never be able to love me back. So I hope you are okay and I hope someday that this girl will come around and feel the same way you do. :icon_hug:

[Trish]

Been there did that :icon_roll TWICE :icon_roll WELL OK THREE TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!:icon_frow

3 times? Oh dear! But you're still alive and kicking! :banana:

[Trish]

No problem; I love reading about drama. It entertains me.

I'm honoured I can be your source of entertainment. :icon_conf

:icon_lol:

[Trish]

some girl troubling my corri? u-uh, i won't have that. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/confused002.gif

i'm all ears sweetie if you want to share. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love022.gif

Thanks, Tam. I just might take you up on that.

PS - nice smilies!

[Trish]

Sorry that you picked the death card. I know that can make anyone worry. But for some weird reason, isn't the death card suppose to be a good thing? I usually hear people say it's good and they even say that on some cartoons. But it's just weird, how can a death card be good? Well, just pretend you didn't pick that card and pick another one, but let it be a better one...lol!

Yup, the death card is a good card. It signifies new beginnings... out with the old, in with the new... saying goodbye to the past...

[Trish]

Hi Trish! I started classes about a week ago. This is my 4th year in college and it seems like it ain't getting any better. I thought college was suppose to be really fun and you meet a lot of great people, but unfortunately it is not like this here. The people that I did know already graduated. And I don't think there is one bi or lesbian girl on that campus. It's kind of depressing but I'll get over it. I should have went to school in San Francisco where all the action is. ;)

Hi Dara,

4th year of college? Why did I think you were in highschool? :icon_conf

Well, maybe it's the universe's way of telling you to concentrate for your final year and then you can have all the fun and distractions you want? I dunno. No bi or lesbian girls on your campus? Oh Dara. Sweet Dara. They're there! :icon_yes:

[Trish]

Hey Trish. Just wanted to know how you are feeling you know with all that's going on with you and this girl. I know how it feels to really love someone and you can't have them. That happened to me once and I swore that I will never be that in love with a girl again that I know would never be able to love me back. So I hope you are okay and I hope someday that this girl will come around and feel the same way you do. :icon_hug:

I was doing okay, but I've been stressing since Friday when I did see her. We went a month (ok 5 weeks - yes I was counting lol) without talking, then she phoned me at work yesterday, now she is claiming she'll call me with a final decision, when I get home this afternoon. Women! :icon_lol: Well I swore all the way up to heaven and down to hell that I wouldn't allow myself to completely fall in love with someone... but evidently the universe has other plans for me. But, I'm holding up pretty well I'd say. Thanks, Dara! :icon_hug:

[Trish]

Okay, I'm out. Have a great day, you guys! :icon_wave

[Wild Honey]

okay, i'm going thru the forum backwards since i haven't been on for a few days. i'm intrigued mistress k., where have you been and what did you do twice or thrice?! the mind wanders...hmmm.

Most everything :icon_yike :cuppp: but that was in reference to relationships with dramatic women.:icon_bigg

[Wild Honey]

3 times? Oh dear! But you're still alive and kicking! :banana:

They definately aged me! BITCHES!!!!!!!!:icon_lol:

[Wild Honey]

Okay, I'm out. Have a great day, you guys! :icon_wave

She came out of the closet. :banana: I know there is a toaster oven around here somewhere.:icon_yes:

[Grant]

You're a freak LOL! I didn't even think along those lines. I was playing on the "starting something" and thought you'd say something funny like, 'Well I didnt start classes or a new job, but I started a fight.'Would you like me to say i started something just for the sake of doing so?

[Razor]

that pretty much leaves everything open! ;)Uh-huh, maybe I should have said don't do anything we would. :icon_roll :icon_lol:

[Syllypryde]

You're a freak LOL! I didn't even think along those lines. I was playing on the "starting something" and thought you'd say something funny like, 'Well I didnt start classes or a new job, but I started a fight.'

You must have caught me at a serious moment. I did try to start a riot once. You know... malicious destruction of property, breaking and entering into people's houses... stealing.... talk about FFFUUUNNNNNN shit! I thought, "This is going to be great!" Until I got home and found my house vandalized and all my shit stolen. Damn looters! Don't you people have day jobs? :smash:

[Syllypryde]

She came out of the closet. :banana: I know there is a toaster oven around here somewhere.:icon_yes:

Speaking of coming out, did you hear about the gay midget? He just came out of the cupboard!

[Syllypryde]

Would you like me to say i started something just for the sake of doing so?

Why not? I just did! :icon_peac

[Grant]

Speaking of coming out, did you hear about the gay midget? He just came out of the cupboard!LOL


Why not? I just did! :icon_peacOk. I'm in.
Um.. I started a clan of freedom fighters. Viva La Revolution!

[Syllypryde]

LOL

Ok. I'm in.
Um.. I started a clan of freedom fighters. Viva La Revolution!

I think you watched the South Park movie one too many times.

[Syllypryde]

LOL

Ok. I'm in.
Um.. I started a clan of freedom fighters. Viva La Revolution!

I started a workers union for midgets. Now they cannot get fired for sexual harassment when they sniff womens' hair!

[Grant]

I think you watched the South Park movie one too many times.Nah, i'm cool. I just need to get this V-chip out of my head and i'll be fine. :icon_lol:

[Syllypryde]

Nah, i'm cool. I just need to get this V-chip out of my head and i'll be fine. :icon_lol:

I once had a chip in my head, then someone asked for it back because they needed it to play poker! :icon_peac

[Grant]

I once had a chip in my head, then someone asked for it back because they needed it to play poker! :icon_peacYou're lucky it wasn't of the crinkle cut salt & vinegar variety.. :icon_roll

[CrazyCop]

Damn classes.

One more in 2 hours......

[Razor]

Damn classes.

One more in 2 hours......Aww... Poor baby, it could be worse... you could be editing a 24 page employee newsletter for the most mind numbingly boring company on earth... getting hit by a Hummer was more fun than working on this thing. :icon_roll


XOXO;


Maggie

[ange_r]

yeah, how was it ange, all's well?

Okay, so I started senior year today. To put it simply, it was hell. First of all, when I got my schedule fixed two weeks ago, none of it was saved into the system, so my first three classes were all messed up and they didn't have me on their attendance list. It was extremely awkward because I didn't have an official print out of my schedule, so the teachers probably thought I was in the wrong class. Anyways, I went to my guidance counselor to get it all fixed, and then we found some other problems with scheduling and class sizes. So the entire day I was just stressed out about my schedule, but I think it's alright now... I hope.

Homework is insane. I have something to do for every class. The AP classes are intense and there's so much reading already. Ahhh.

On a more positive note, I was able to see a lot of friends aaaand I have two classes with the girl I have a crush on :icon_bigg . And I was able to see my favorite teacher and just catch up with her. So the day ended pretty well. Now it's time for homework.

[Wild Honey]

Okay, so I started senior year today. To put it simply, it was hell. First of all, when I got my schedule fixed two weeks ago, none of it was saved into the system, so my first three classes were all messed up and they didn't have me on their attendance list. It was extremely awkward because I didn't have an official print out of my schedule, so the teachers probably thought I was in the wrong class. Anyways, I went to my guidance counselor to get it all fixed, and then we found some other problems with scheduling and class sizes. So the entire day I was just stressed out about my schedule, but I think it's alright now... I hope.

Homework is insane. I have something to do for every class. The AP classes are intense and there's so much reading already. Ahhh.

On a more positive note, I was able to see a lot of friends aaaand I have two classes with the girl I have a crush on :icon_bigg . And I was able to see my favorite teacher and just catch up with her. So the day ended pretty well. Now it's time for homework.

Is she a cheerleader?:icon_bigg

[CrazyCop]

Aww... Poor baby, it could be worse... you could be editing a 24 page employee newsletter for the most mind numbingly boring company on earth... getting by a Hummer was more fun than working on this thing. :icon_roll


XOXO;


Maggie I didn't know we worked for the same company!!!!! ;) :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

[ange_r]

Is she a cheerleader?:icon_bigg
Nooooo way. Field hockey and tennis player :cuppp: .

[Wild Honey]

Nooooo way. Field hockey and tennis player :cuppp: .

I played tennis for 6 years in school. Then I played soccer in a womens league when I was in college up until about 6 years ago. Field hockey :icon_yike she must be one tough chick.

[ange_r]

I played tennis for 6 years in school. Then I played soccer in a womens league when I was in college up until about 6 years ago. Field hockey :icon_yike she must be one tough chick.

Oh, she is, even though she doesn't look it. I've been lusting over her since freshmen year. It wasn't until last year that we actually started talking.

[Wild Honey]

Oh, she is, even though she doesn't look it. I've been lusting over her since freshmen year. It wasn't until last year that we actually started talking.

Somebody's got a crush. :icon_bigg This year ought to be interesting.:banana:

[Razor]

I played tennis for 6 years in school. Then I played soccer in a womens league when I was in college up until about 6 years ago. Field hockey :icon_yike she must be one tough chick.I always thought gymnastics and ballet were more physically demanding than field hockey... I never got hurt playing field hockey but it seemed like I was always nursing some sort of strain, sprain or nagging little injury when I was doing gymnastics or dancing.

XOXO;

Maggie

[CrazyCop]

My sis is in swimming. She blew her arm out and can't do long distance anymore......not that she's complaining :icon_lol:

[Wild Honey]

I always thought gymnastics and ballet were more physically demanding than field hockey... I never got hurt playing field hockey but it seemed like I was always nursing some sort of strain, sprain or nagging little injury when I was doing gymnastics or dancing.

XOXO;

Maggie

I was a danger to myself and others when I did gymnastics. That didn't last long. Good to know you have flexibility though.:love: :cuppp:

[Razor]

I was a danger to myself and others when I did gymnastics. That didn't last long. Good to know you have flexibility though.:love: :cuppp:Hey girl, I'm not as flexible as I used to be but I can still achieve a few interesting positions. :icon_roll :icon_lol: :icon_yes:

XOXO;

Maggie

[ange_r]

Somebody's got a crush. :icon_bigg This year ought to be interesting.:banana:
Yeeeaaah.... :icon_roll

[Wild Honey]

Hey girl, I'm not as flexible as I used to be but I can still achieve a few interesting positions. :icon_roll :icon_lol: :icon_yes:

XOXO;

Maggie

I'm still flexible to this day. I won some money last year at work by putting my foot behind my head while standing. :icon_lol: Thank you for the money come again.:icon_bigg I'm the one you don't want to play truth or dare with.:icon_peac

I bet you can.:bowdown:

[Wild Honey]

Yeeeaaah.... :icon_roll

Now where is that school spirit. Go Team! :icon_peac And go do your homework too.:icon_bigg

[Razor]

I'm still flexible to this day. I won some money last year at work by putting my foot behind my head while standing. :icon_lol: Thank you for the money come again.:icon_bigg I'm the one you don't want to play truth or dare with.:icon_peac

I bet you can.:bowdown:LOL, I'm not sure I could do that now... a year ago no problem. :cuppp: For better or worse my days as professional dancer are over. :(

XOXO;

Maggie

[ange_r]

Now where is that school spirit. Go Team! :icon_peac And go do your homework too.:icon_bigg

I am! I've been doing homework since 3! Occasionally I need a break from it all, and this forum is just too darn addicting.

[CrazyCop]

LOL, I'm not sure I could do that now... a year ago no problem. :cuppp: For better or worse my days as professional dancer are over. :(

XOXO;

Maggie Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?!?!?!

[Razor]

I am! I've been doing homework since 3! Occasionally I need a break from it all, and this forum is just too darn addicting.I know what you mean, I've been working on this stoopid newsletter since Friday and I'm starting to get a wee bit punchy. :icon_roll

XOXO;

Maggie

[Razor]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?!?!?!My surgically repaired leg won't take to the pounding.

Kisses;

Maggie

[Wild Honey]

LOL, I'm not sure I could do that now... a year ago no problem. :cuppp: For better or worse my days as professional dancer are over. :(

XOXO;

Maggie

I'm sorry.:icon_cry: I'd pay to watch you dance. :icon_shak That sounds dirty not in the dirty way.;)

[Wild Honey]

I am! I've been doing homework since 3! Occasionally I need a break from it all, and this forum is just too darn addicting.

It is. I wonder if they have a patch for it.:icon_bigg

[Wild Honey]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?!?!?!

Not that kind of dancer! :icon_punc :icon_excl

[Wild Honey]

I know what you mean, I've been working on this stoopid newsletter since Friday and I'm starting to get a wee bit punchy. :icon_roll

XOXO;

Maggie

Uh-oh if momma's not happy nobodys happy!:icon_nerv

[Razor]

Not that kind of dancer! :icon_punc :icon_exclOh damn, I completely missed that... Joseph, am I going to have to take my earrings off?

XOXO;

Maggie

[Razor]

I'm sorry.:icon_cry: I'd pay to watch you dance. :icon_shak That sounds dirty not in the dirty way.;)LOL, I'd dirty dance for you. :) I kind of bummed about it but at the same time I'm 32 and I was honestly starting to think about retiring.

XOXO;

Maggie

[Wild Honey]

LOL, I'd dirty dance for you. :) I kind of bummed about it but at the same time I'm 32 and I was honestly starting to think about retiring.

XOXO;

Maggie

My address is ...................:cuppp: :love: :banana:

We are very close in age. Yeah all those years of sports have destroyed my knees. I can't even imagine what dancing for so many years would have done. I think its more of you wanting to retire on your own terms. Damn Hummers!!!!!!!!!

[Wild Honey]

Oh damn, I completely missed that... Joseph, am I going to have to take my earrings off?

XOXO;

Maggie

Alright Forest is at it again! Will he ever learn? :icon_bigg

[CrazyCop]

Oh damn, I completely missed that... Joseph, am I going to have to take my earrings off?

XOXO;

Maggie aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she got it!!!!!

LOL......I kid. I kid.

[ange_r]

I know what you mean, I've been working on this stoopid newsletter since Friday and I'm starting to get a wee bit punchy. :icon_roll

XOXO;

Maggie

Geez, that's a long time. I think I would drop out of school if they gave me that much work on the first day. I'm ALMOST done all my homework. Only a few calculus review problems left. :banana:

[ange_r]

It is. I wonder if they have a patch for it.:icon_bigg
A patch to keep you away from Sandra's forum? Hmmm... would sex count?

[Razor]

My address is ...................:cuppp: :love: :banana:

We are very close in age. Yeah all those years of sports have destroyed my knees. I can't even imagine what dancing for so many years would have done. I think its more of you wanting to retire on your own terms. Damn Hummers!!!!!!!!!Umm... ok, I'll right over. :) :cuppp:

It would have been nice to go out on my own terms... unfortunately the fates had other ideas. :( My knees don't bother me so much it's mostly my feet and ankles.

XOXO;

Maggie

[Razor]

Alright Forest is at it again! Will he ever learn? :icon_biggNo, men just don't get it... :icon_roll :icon_yes: :icon_lol:

XOXO;

Maggie

[Razor]

Geez, that's a long time. I think I would drop out of school if they gave me that much work on the first day. I'm ALMOST done all my homework. Only a few calculus review problems left. :banana:I'm basically done I'll take one last look at in the morning and then send it to the client for review and then if they don't have any changes it'll go to the printer.

XOXO;

Maggie

[Razor]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she got it!!!!!

LOL......I kid. I kid. Run Forest, run. :)

XOXO;

Maggie

[ange_r]

I'm basically done I'll take one last look at in the morning and then send it to the client for review and then if they don't have any changes it'll go to the printer.

XOXO;

Maggie
Yay, looks like we're both done our work! :icon_peac

[Surfer Babe]

First thing that popped in my head.........."Shit, thats sucks. Death is going to decide my fate? Game Over Man, Game Over."

LOL.....

eh, you're better off reading a fortune cookie. :)

[Surfer Babe]

I started classes about a week ago. This is my 4th year in college and it seems like it ain't getting any better. I thought college was suppose to be really fun and you meet a lot of great people, but unfortunately it is not like this here.
hey D...you're on your 4th year already, lucky. just started on my 2nd year a week ago too. what college r u going to? how come you're not having any fun?


And I don't think there is one bi or lesbian girl on that campus. It's kind of depressing but I'll get over it. I should have went to school in San Francisco where all the action is. oh baby, i'm sure there are some, you just need to sniff them out. ;)

[Surfer Babe]

I'm honoured I can be your source of entertainment. :icon_conf



oh Corri, 'ya know we love 'ya! <big smooch> :cuppp:

[Surfer Babe]

Thanks, Tam. I just might take you up on that.


anytime sweetheart, anytime. :icon_yes:

[Surfer Babe]

They definately aged me! BITCHES!!!!!!!!:icon_lol:

LOL! for real right! how come most dramas i've had are when i'm dating women? i've never had much troubles with men. :rolleyes:

[Surfer Babe]

On a more positive note, I was able to see a lot of friends aaaand I have two classes with the girl I have a crush on :icon_bigg . aw Ange, that is so adorable. :cuppp: i remember having crushes in high school, god, that was so intense...and hot. what's her name cutie?

[Surfer Babe]

Nooooo way. Field hockey and tennis player :cuppp: . Yes! athletic women are way hotter. ;)

[Surfer Babe]

I played tennis for 6 years in school. Then I played soccer in a womens league when I was in college up until about 6 years ago.

um, mistress k., have i mentioned that i love athletic women. ;) :cuppp:

[ange_r]

aw Ange, that is so adorable. :cuppp: i remember having crushes in high school, god, that was so intense...and hot. what's her name cutie?
Her name's Lauren...:icon_redf She's definitely straight though :( .

[Dara]

hey D...you're on your 4th year already, lucky. just started on my 2nd year a week ago too. what college r u going to? how come you're not having any fun?

oh baby, i'm sure there are some, you just need to sniff them out. ;)

Hey Tam...Yep, but unfortunately it is not my last year. I have one more year left because my major, animal science-veterinary medicine is a hard major and it usually takes 5 years for people to finish. That sucks! I go to Fresno State University in California because they have a really good animal science program, but what I didn't know is the lack of personalities on that campus. I try talking to people, but they act like zombies and it seems like they don't want to meet new friends. I feel isolated I guess. :icon_frow
I guess I do need to sniff out the gay girls better, it's so hard to find them and I never know if they are gay or straight. It's a really tricky thing. :icon_nerv

So how is your second year of college so far? Have you been surfing the waves out there yet? :)

[Dara]

Her name's Lauren...:icon_redf She's definitely straight though :( .

Awww....it seems we always fall for the straight ones. My friend or also knonwn as the first girl I ever fell in love with is straight, has a boyfriend, and now she is marrying him. So, yeah that's 3 knives to the heart. But to make you feel better sometimes the straight ones do like to go in that direction. So saying that, plan on talking to her and maybe even getting her phone number later on. :D And if she has a boyfriend, well to hell with him, let him find someone else...lol! :)

[CrazyCop]

Alright Forest is at it again! Will he ever learn? :icon_bigg
No, men just don't get it... :icon_roll :icon_yes: :icon_lol:

XOXO;

Maggie Whoa.........when did this transformation take place? I must have missed the memo. I don't think I did anything to make that rank yet ;)

[Dara]

Okay, so I started senior year today. To put it simply, it was hell. First of all, when I got my schedule fixed two weeks ago, none of it was saved into the system, so my first three classes were all messed up and they didn't have me on their attendance list. It was extremely awkward because I didn't have an official print out of my schedule, so the teachers probably thought I was in the wrong class. Anyways, I went to my guidance counselor to get it all fixed, and then we found some other problems with scheduling and class sizes. So the entire day I was just stressed out about my schedule, but I think it's alright now... I hope.

Homework is insane. I have something to do for every class. The AP classes are intense and there's so much reading already. Ahhh.

On a more positive note, I was able to see a lot of friends aaaand I have two classes with the girl I have a crush on :icon_bigg . And I was able to see my favorite teacher and just catch up with her. So the day ended pretty well. Now it's time for homework.

Sorry that the beginning of your senior year started out rough. I hope it gets better and lets hope you don't have too much homework later on in the year.

[Dara]

LOL, I'd dirty dance for you. :) I kind of bummed about it but at the same time I'm 32 and I was honestly starting to think about retiring.

XOXO;

Maggie

Would you do a little dance show for me also Maggie? :icon_redf

[stacia]

I'm into my second week in the new dept, and it's going well--just SO much freaking shit to learn (and I'll be tested after my training is done).:icon_nerv I am just so exhausted, I can't even see gay. LOL

My brains loves my new hours, but it hasn't informed my body of this yet. :icon_roll

N-Ewho...thanks for askin', Doll.

[Sandra Shine]

Hello all,

Here I am in Turkey and I had a minute to come and say a quick Hi to you ;)
I am feeling wonderful here and I will try to get a lot of Sun and even more relax !

Big kisses to all of you, I will check back laters !!!

Love,

[Dara]

Hello all,

Here I am in Turkey and I had a minute to come and say a quick Hi to you ;)
I am feeling wonderful here and I will try to get a lot of Sun and even more relax !

Big kisses to all of you, I will check back laters !!!

Love,

Hi Sandra. I am glad that you are having a great time in Turkey and it was great hearing from you during your vacation. It's nice to know that you check up on us. Well, enjoy the rest of your vacation. Don't get too much sun. We don't want you to get a really bad sun burn. ;) Take care!

[Wild Honey]

A patch to keep you away from Sandra's forum? Hmmm... would sex count?

Well yes I think that would do it.:icon_yes:

[Wild Honey]

Umm... ok, I'll right over. :) :cuppp:

It would have been nice to go out on my own terms... unfortunately the fates had other ideas. :( My knees don't bother me so much it's mostly my feet and ankles.

XOXO;

Maggie

Oh yes yes yes :love: :cuppp:

For the feet:cuppp: for the ankles:cuppp:

[Wild Honey]

eh, you're better off reading a fortune cookie. :)

That never gives you a fortune.:icon_roll

[Wild Honey]

LOL! for real right! how come most dramas i've had are when i'm dating women? i've never had much troubles with men. :rolleyes:

With one big exception I totally agree with you. Guys are more likely to stalk you but girls OMG they can cut the hell up.

[Wild Honey]

um, mistress k., have i mentioned that i love athletic women. ;) :cuppp:

Excellent!:cuppp: I love surfers so we are good.:love:

[Wild Honey]

Her name's Lauren...:icon_redf She's definitely straight though :( .

Not necessarily.:rolleyes: :D

[Wild Honey]

Hello all,

Here I am in Turkey and I had a minute to come and say a quick Hi to you ;)
I am feeling wonderful here and I will try to get a lot of Sun and even more relax !

Big kisses to all of you, I will check back laters !!!

Love,

Hello sweetie,

That was a beautiful greeting card. Im glad you are having fun.:love: :cuppp:

[Wild Honey]

Whoa.........when did this transformation take place? I must have missed the memo. I don't think I did anything to make that rank yet ;)

Keep it up and you'll be Bubba Gump!:icon_lol:

[Razor]

Whoa.........when did this transformation take place? I must have missed the memo. I don't think I did anything to make that rank yet ;) The prosecution rests your honor... dig... dig... dig... :icon_roll

XOXO;

Maggie

[Razor]

Would you do a little dance show for me also Maggie? :icon_redfMaybe. :icon_gigg

XOXO;

Maggie

[Razor]

Oh yes yes yes :love: :cuppp:

For the feet:cuppp: for the ankles:cuppp:Thanks Karen. :cuppp: :love: :icon_hug:

Kisses;

Maggie

[Razor]

Hello all,

Here I am in Turkey and I had a minute to come and say a quick Hi to you ;)
I am feeling wonderful here and I will try to get a lot of Sun and even more relax !

Big kisses to all of you, I will check back laters !!!

Love,Hey Sexy, :icon_wave :icon_hug:

Oh my, that greeting card of yours, is just, oh wow... you are so yummy... I... I... I can't even tell you what that picture has me thinking. ;)

Take care and have wonderful time. :)

Passionate Kisses;

Maggie

[Grant]

Aww... Poor baby, it could be worse... you could be editing a 24 page employee newsletter for the most mind numbingly boring company on earth... getting hit by a Hummer was more fun than working on this thing. :icon_roll


XOXO;


MaggieMy god! That's a pretty strong statement..
That bad is it? :icon_roll :icon_lol:

[Grant]

I'm still flexible to this day. I won some money last year at work by putting my foot behind my head while standing. :icon_lol: Thank you for the money come again.:icon_bigg I'm the one you don't want to play truth or dare with.:icon_peac

I bet you can.:bowdown::icon_yike:icon_yike
I can attempt to do that while sitting down (then i can lick my balls like a dog, hee hee) but putting your foot behind your head while standing up?!
That would hurt me, i'm sure of it. :icon_yes:


Oh now come on, do you really think i can lick my own balls? Of course not.

[Grant]

And I don't think there is one bi or lesbian girl on that campus. It's kind of depressing but I'll get over it. I should have went to school in San Francisco where all the action is.


oh baby, i'm sure there are some, you just need to sniff them out. ;)And once you've sniffed them out, you can eat them out. ;)